I got bored and started re reading my annotations on shadow and bone and can I just say I’m fucking funny why did no one tell me this before
Marauders era characters as random quotes I found in fanfics and on tumblr. Enjoy
Sirius happy with life: Nothing could ruin this
*Lily and James die and Sirius is framed and sent to Azkaban*
Sirius: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
Lily to Snape after the incident: I’m not saying I hate you but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone
Remus: I hit rock bottom like every 5 hours
Regulus staring at James: Sensitive bitch boys *sighs dreamily*
Remus talking about Sirius: I want to hear him whimper
Peter: AYO?
Regulus: “you’re too young to be tired” first of all, I’ll bite you
Lily taking about James: Is he drunk? Is he a dork? Trick question it’s both
Sirius: I’m a gay wizard
James: Good to know
Marlene: Can’t wait for her heart to shatter
Dorcas: oh-
Barty: ITS BANG, MARRY OR KILL NOT BANG, MARRY AND KILL
Regulus: In my defence, he had it coming
Of fucking course
What sick bastard doesn’t
I need a fanfic where reg doesn’t die and goes to uni and meets some muggle girl that he falls in love with and if I can’t find one imma write it myself
Ginny: *pisses off Ron (naturally)*
Harry: Gin say sorry
Ron:
Ginny:
Ginny: *rolls eyes* unfuck you or whatever
Harry: You’re a psychopath
Voldemort: At least I’m on a path babes
hi! could i get james x ravenclaw!reader w james (shyly) asking reader to the yule ball? tysm ❤️
Hi I love this request and I will do it but I’ve been having exams the past few weeks and they’re still not done but once they are I will write this
oh hi thanks for checking in I’m still a piece of garbage
We love the fact that my school is shut tomorrow due to shit weather thank you Mother Nature I owe you