12 year old, 4'4ft Jason: Tall people really act like they earned their height
17 year old, 5'10ft Dick: Short people really act like we stole their height
Bruce, internally: [don't laugh, don't laugh, don't laugh-]
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[Years later]
19 year old, 6'2ft Jason: Hey, remember when I stole your height? Good times
24 year old 5'10 Dick:
Dick: First oF ALL, YOU SASQUATCH SIZED BITCH-
Bruce, internally: [DON'T LAUGH, DON'T LAUGH, DON'T LAUGH-]
Jason Todd as Zuko because i love my traumatized, scarred boys with suppressed anger and daddy issues who just want some validation from their parental figures
Bonus doodle
Jason: *writing in the manor library* Tim: *walks in* Tim: Jason: *looks up, slightly annoyed* yeah? What? Tim: are you writing on PAPER??? Jason: yeah? So? Tim: WE LIVE IN A MANSION. YOU CAN HAVE A COMPUTER. Jason: who says I WANT a computer??? Tim: every logical conclusion I can draw! Jason: your logic is shit. Tim: Tim: do you not like typing? . . . Wait, did you never learn how?? Jason: Jason: I will kick you out of his library I swear
Bruce has to spend a day working an important mission with the league at the watchtower but the kids are bored so he tells them as long as they don’t disrupt the JL’s work they can hang around the watchtower and then get takeout on the way home. they succeed in keeping themselves to themselves but don’t quite manage not being disrupting. this is because Tim convinced them to do a tiktok trend.
*the league, pouring over case files in serene silence*
*heard faintly from three rooms away*
Tim, Damian, and Jason: we listen and we don’t judge,
Jason: my original plan for terrorising B after coming back to Gotham was to start leaving him a bunch of creepy voicemails Taken-style, and the only reason i scrapped it was because i just genuinely couldn’t remember Bruce’s phone number.
*Bruce lifts his head, squinting slightly*
The kids: we listen and we don’t judge,
Tim: when i was nine my camera broke because a rogue that Batman was fighting threw the car i left it in off a bridge and i was so mad at Batman that i sold photos i’d taken of Bruce Wayne wearing a thong on his private beach to the Gotham Gazette to buy a new one
*the rest of the league also lift their heads, staring at Bruce uncomfortably. Bruce shifts in his seat*
Jason: THAT WAS YOU?
Tim: YOU’RE JUDGING WE SAID NO JUDGING-
Damian: i feel like we should be able to judge OCCASIONALLY.
*the league, eyeing each other*
Clark: they wont… post that video online, right?
Bruce, sighing: to the family groupchat, probably.
*heard again from across the watchtower*
The kids: we listen and we don’t judge,
Jason: back in the league Damian’s hamster died and we told him it was natural causes but it’s actually because i set it loose during a meeting and Ra’s freaked out and stepped on it.
Jason: OK DRAWING A SWORD MEANS JUDGEMENT DAMIAN PUT IT BACK-
Diana: should you be… checking on them?
Bruce, dead inside: what am i supposed to do about it?
Ollie: aren’t you in charge of them?
Bruce, completely seriously: i’m not in charge of anything anymore.
The kids: we listen and we don’t judge,
Damian: when I was a child I was forced to kill 183 people and I dream of their faces every night
Tim: Damian I don’t think you understand the game.
Bruce, getting up: I’m going to go-
The rest of the league, simultaneously:
Clark: see if the kids are-
Diana: we can handle this-
Barry: you got this buddy-
Ollie: yeah go- go take a break-
Hehe the death of Jason todd
Notice how he slowly dims yeah he's a lamp
Some more Jason please enjoy the crumbs
I noticed i always draw Jason with spiky hair whenever he has bed hair even though i head canon him to have his hair covering his forehead. And i always draw the white streak to be spiky lol
I wonder how it’d go if he didn’t have time to style it before patrol
been reading world's finest comics and fell in love with superbat co-parenting robin dynamic. that's litcherally their son
jayroy for @sapphiretanto
i actually love them, new favorite thing to draw- thanks for the request mari <3
Batman: I have decided I will reveal my identity to one person
Justice League: !!!!
Batman: *walks over to Green Arrow*
Green Arrow: Wait wha-
*Hot steamy make-out session right in front of the League. Jaws are dropped, Superman’s eyes are red, there’s tongue*
Green Arrow: … huh
Batman: *raises an eyebrow* Do you understand?
Green Arrow: *now completely aware that Batman is Bruce Wayne due to how many make-outs the two of them have had over the years* Surprisingly yes
Justice League: ?!?!?!
Batman: That’s all *sweeps out of the room with a dramatic flare of his cape*
sibling behavior ig
La escuela no me deja mucho tiempo para dibujar pipipi
Also, if you get the reference *Kisses you on the forehead*