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them: money can’t buy happiness!

me:

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)

anyone else need like. verbal confirmation that someone is your friend. like aaa i cant call you my friend if you haven't confirmed it yet!!! that's rude!!! and it only works in your case of course

Starting a Cult

Reblog to join.

We’ve got snacks.

PHONE NUMBERS TO CALL FOR UNLAWFUL ARRESTS IN PROTESTING AREAS

310-313-3700 - LA

210- 227-1515 - SATX

804-291-8520 - Richmond VA

783-346-6322 - NY

612-444-2654 - Minneapolis

404-689-1519 - ATL

484-758-0388 - Philadelphia

502-705-0081 - Louisville

PLEASE STAY SAFE

the “and now, i die.” line from rook during weisshaupt is one of the funniest lines in the game because it represent how much they are that guy (tm) that just showed up. they know how ridiculous it is that their trying to fight an elven vape cloud god and it’s neo pet. they just are like “well fuck it, we ball”

*Looks at menu closely for 10 minutes*

“yeah i’ll order the exact same thing i order every single time i come here”