Not To Shit Post On Ur Dash At 8:36pm EST On A Saturday But I Would Go To War For Moo Deng, I Would Slaughter

"Would anyone want to read --" Listen, imma stop you right there. Yes. YES, someone would want to read that. You write that weird little fucked up story. Or that domestic little slice of life story. That drabble or that 300k monster.

I promise someone wants to read it.

Tumblr isn't giving us back the boops for ides of march so I will do it myself.

Get your boops everyone!!!

I just put these together real quick feel free to use them.

Broadway Songs To Workout To

Whipped Into Shape from Legally Blonde

You Can’t Stop The Beat from Hairspray

Seize The Day from Newsies

Defying Gravity from Wicked

Non-Stop from Hamilton

Out Tonight from Rent

You’re The One That I Want from Grease

Time Warp from The Rocky Horror Show

Candy Store from Heathers

Sincerely Me from Dear Evan Hansen

The Abduction from Great Comet

I’m Alive from Next To Normal

Totally F***** from Spring Awakening

What I Was Born To Do from Bring It On

96,000 from In The Heights

The Rum Tum Tugger from Cats

Master of the House from Les Miserables

Footloose from Footloose

Partner In Crime from Tuck Everlasting 

Transylvania Mania from Young Frankenstein

Forget About The Boy from Thoroughly Modern Millie

C’mom Everybody from All Shook Up

Step In Time from Mary Poppins

Electricity from Billy Elliot 

Shiksa Goddess from The Last Five Years

Learn To Do It from Anastasia

Revolting Children from Matilda

Freak Flag from Shrek

Two Player Game from Be More Chill

One By One from The Lion King

America from West Side Story

And The Money Kept Rolling In (And Out) from Evita

Friend Like Me from Aladdin

(Feel free to add more)

happy juneteenth🤍!!! here's a list of black gfms that have yet to meet their goals! (black ppl feel free to link your or others donation posts in a reblog! reblogs from nonblack ppl appreciated!)

help teej's sister get a breast reduction.

help audi, a closeted black lesbian, move out of a toxic household.

help shay, a black nonbinary, with their moving expenses.

help gaia afford a house for her father suffering with homelessness and stage 3 colon cancer.

help a autistic transmasc lesbian move out of an ableist and abusive household.

help sapphire, a black transwoman, get out of an abusive household.

help sol, a black transwoman, with her transition and other necessities.

help melanie with her gender affirming surgery.

help a disabled incoming freshman pay for college.

help micah, a black queer transmasc person move.

help silver, a gnc black lesbian get a new camera and laptop.

help zora, a nonbinary transfem, move and transition.

help noelle, a black transwoman afford surgery and other basic necessities.

Heck, this one minute long video took me just over a month to fully complete. Everything you see in this video was made from scratch in After Effects. No screenshots, no cheating; all made from masking and shape layers. Wow. I am so proud of the final result! 

@therealjacksepticeye I know you may never see this, but I have never felt so motivated to finish such a large project. Thank you for being such a beacon of positivity to me and to your entire community.

Also…bet ya all didn’t see that plot twist coming. ;p

Do you love Buzzfeed Unsolved?

Ryan Bergara, Shane Madej, and Steven Lim have officially launched their new, independant channel, Watcher. There’s two videos available as of now (1/10).

Just like with The Try Guys, this is a huge opportunity for some very funny, talented dudes to break away from their restrictive production company and form their own, which will give them greater creative control, more freedom, and hopefully, higher paychecks.

That will only happen if we support them, however. Unfortunately, I just don’t think enough people have heard the news.

Spread the word, watch the videos, and make sure to subscribe!

i literally cannot convey how long i fucking laughed after i realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob

Starting a Cult

Reblog to join.

We’ve got snacks.

@fenanoni Done ! ;)

(I tried to make it look like a sprite from the Arcana game)

I would like to try Julian/Zevran now XD