Latest Posts by stressed-out-beansprout - Page 2

Seen someone say “I can’t die, I got graves to dance on that hasn’t been dug yet.” And honestly, that goes hard. We need to keep that energy.

As the Ides of March approaches, let us all remember it not as the day Caesar was stabbed a whole bunch, but for what it truly was: the day a group of organized elected representatives killed a sitting unelected dictator.

i love poison omelette

Am I getting a good grade in tumblr mutual?

Someone asking me for my hobbies is so humiliating.... I like to play and have fun. I like to smile and draw. I like putting words in an order. Sometimes I laugh and grin.

he would not fucking say that but it would be funny if he did

anyone else need like. verbal confirmation that someone is your friend. like aaa i cant call you my friend if you haven't confirmed it yet!!! that's rude!!! and it only works in your case of course

I'm like an old person who can sense when it's about to rain because their knees start to hurt but instead I feel a strong urge to stab someone and I know the ides of march is near

top 3 places to bleed out:

1. the snow

2. your lover/best friend/homoerotic comrade’s arms

3. bathroom floor

so the cursed sword has been making a lot of sense lately

10 more days until they reunite…

Why does being really sleepy either make u feel mellow and content or like you're going to actually kill yourself for real this time & no in-between

Two weeks until the Ides of March!

If you’re pining you need to stop and pick a different tree. You know, spruce it up a little

can someone recommend some beginner normal behaviors for someone looking to become normal

I wanted to meme before the big day.

Not yet, Brutus.. not yet..

crazy to me that I've been on tumblr long enough to see the vast majority of posts i see on a daily basis evolve from superwholock and fandom shit to this

oh and that gap in my resume is when i was digging my own grave

where is that cat with the kind and reassuring face

dr who’s on first, doctor strange is on second and doctor house is on third. theres no way theyre getting through a single inning

Happiness Will Come To You.

shout out to everyone who participated in the january-february mass depressive episode

yippee! is a gateway drug. to other substances such as. wahoo! and yay!

YOU can write whatever you want whenever however forevrr. i have to write something perfect and earth shattering and i have to do it perfectly the first time or else

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

don’t think intimacy will ever feel normal for me but i’m being really chill about it

Nothing worse than being obsessed with an ocs ship you haven't even properly written down yet