*slams gavel* DEATH
*taps mic*
Unhinged idea for a necron character a necron lord who after loosing all his subordinates that had a personality during the big sleep not only gets split personalities but adds extra heads and limbs for those said heads, a destroyer lord with 3 fucked up personalities slapped into one giant death bot, necron equivalent to a rat king
At least no muggings happened this year I hope
screw it, i’m rescheduling my birthday
Love this, that one genestealers just like "well fuck"
"Wow you're autistic? I never would've guessed. You must be really high functioning!"
I want to kill you.
It looks alot like venom if it is I might come back to gg
From Guilty Gear Official, "A glimpse of the silhouette of the new character that you can try out at the venue!"
It's amazing how much of a buff the got to match there grosser look
Cultists in Darkest Dungeon: “ Great, another group of THESE idiots.”
Cultists in Darkest Dungeon II: “ OH SHIT”
With those series characters with more normal designs always end up being some of the strongest
I know people like to joke about Jojo or Guilty Gear having such lavish character design, but I feel like you can put a character with the most basic design, and it would still fit right right in.
the shield makes for a much chiller playing experience
I have a collection of liked songs but I scroll through them to find what I'm in the mood for
I've recently had friends tell me they use spotify/apple music/whatever by just liking songs and hitting shuffle, which is an alien concept to my has-well-over-100-playlists-and-chooses-which-to-play-based-on-mood sensibilities. so now I must know...
Guilty gear is a bisexuality paradise
Sol (Literally Freddy Mercury, Bi.)
Ky (Married to a woman but had that incredibly gay scene with Sol in Revelator and a lot of homoerotic official art, Bi.)
May (Has a crush on Johnny but shows interest in Elphelt during Magnum Wedding, which is incapable of overwrititing sexuality, so Bi.)
Millia ( Her favorite thing is Not Fucking, so likely asexual. Was in a relationship with Zato and shows attraction to Elphelt during Magnum Wedding, so Biromantic.)
Johnny (Loves women and is very vocal about it. While some of his past may lead Gearsters to believe he is straight, like his embarassment when finding out Bridget was a guy, this is because he realized he hit on a minor, not because Bridget is male. He has a very ambigious relationship with Testament. While they have come out as Nonbinary since, said relationship existed beforehand: Likely Bi. )
Axl (He misses Megumi his girlfriend, but is also fuckbuddies with Sol, so Bi.)
Zato (Was in a relationship with millia before dying, but after being revived by the conclave, they took away his horny priviledges, so he is Asexual now. Eddie fucks and cannot be stopped.)
Chipp (has not shown attraction to any women outside of Magnum Wedding, has had some gay moments with Anji and Answer but isn’t aware of either. Bi and a dumbass.)
Testament (Not interested in anyone except for maybe Johnny, likely asexual or gay. Also Nonbinary, which, while not a sexuality, is still worth mentioning here.)
Kliff (Hasn’t gotten in up in 40 years and is too busy being dead to even consider getting with anyone. Has shown a lack of interest in women. Likely asexual.)
Dr. Baldhead/Faust (Fucks, Bi.)
Potemkin (Has never shown attraction to anyone, is immune to Magnum Wedding, Asexual.)
Justice (Doesn’t have a gender and is too angry about humanity to be attracted to anything. Asexual.)
Jam Kuradoberi (Attracted to both Ky and Elphelt, Bi.)
Venom (Venom. Gay.)
Anji Mito (Has an ambigious relationship with Baiken, has flirted directly with Chipp and told him to wear less clothes, Bi or Gay.)
Dizzy (Married to Ky, immume to Magnum wedding, thought her justification boils down to the fact that she is married and has a child, ambigious as of now.)
Robo-Ky (Very horny for women, but also opened up a bakery with Venom, so Bi.)
Bridget (Doesn’t care about these things yet, focused on playing minecraft.)
Zappa (Wants to get with women, but also had a very gay time in finland, leading him to realize that he is Bi.)
Slayer (Dandyism is inherently not straight, Bi.)
I-No (Violently Bisexual. Swings both ways, with a guitar.)
Asuka R. Kreutz (Catboy.)
Raven (Horny on main, regardless of gender. Bi.)
Sin Kiske (Doesn’t know what sex is. Sol never bothered to explain it to him.)
Elphelt (Bi but nobody wants her)
Leo Whitefang (Hasn’t shown attraction to anyone but is affected by Elphelt’s Magnum Wedding. declared himself “a dandy” when talking to Slayer. Has fucked your mom and complained about his guards being more attracted to Ky than him, A Lion is an animal of pride. Ambigious.)
Jack-O’ (Affected by Magnum Wedding and is in a relationship with Sol, Bi.)
Ramlethal (Is confused by the concept of love as of now. Immune to Magnum Wedding. Is based on Aria and the other two Valentines are bisexual, ambigious as of now.)
Baiken (Much too angry to be attracted to anyone. Lost her gender in the war. Affected by Magnum Wedding. Nonbinary and attracted to women.)
Answer (Chipp and him are a yaoi couple, so Gay.)
Kum Haehyun (Hangs out with Johnny without him ever even trying to flirt with her, forced to live as a man due to societal expectations which is why she has her mecha. Her greatest fear according to Theater of Pain is living as a man. likely a Trans Lesbian.)
Bedman (Immune to Magnum Wedding. Has never shown attraction to anyone. likely Asexual.)
Giovanna (Has shown herself to be attracted to Leo and no one else so far. Ambigious as of now.)
Nagoriyuki (A follower of dandyism, Not Straight.)
Happy Chaos (Fucked Daryl in that swivel chair. Violently Bisexual)
Daryl Darylian (See Happy Chaos.)
Goldlewis (Has never shown attraction to women. Has remarked that he could “Never say no to those eyes…” when talking about another man. Likely Gay, ambigious as of now.)
A.B.A (Keyfucker)