How did he die?
Death.
"I'd throw a parade to annoy mysterious goats"
"My life is just a series of stupid hills!"
"I'm trying to listen to a dwarvern shanty here, pal!"
“Let’s go watch memes in the Depression Corner!”
-A random kid, in a sing song voice
“You’ve got a crazy grandma.”
-my grandma, being so right
"We need more queer pyromaniacs around here!"
“That’s a pretty gender neutral way of killing someone!”
-Me, not making nearly as much sense without context
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