“Ranboo: Tubbo And I Don’t Use Pet Names. Tommyinnit: I See. Hey, What Do Bees Make? Ranboo: Honey?

Lanyon: So what's your biggest weakness?

Hyde: I can be uncooperative.

Lanyon: Okay, can you give me an example?

Hyde: No.

imagine: you get your memories back after years of amnesia to find out your whole species is dead and earth doesn’t exist anymore. that the only thing left of your culture is your weird ex and his busted honda civic that barely even works that he stole from the government when he was 13. And he’s been taking members of an alien species for trips in his honda civic and they’re all like “woah it’s so cool” and you get upset because it’s NOT COOL it’s a honda civic, the turn signals don’t even work “wow it can go up hills” yeah OF COURSE IT CAN GO UP HILLS EVERY CAR COULD DO THAT. but they’ve never seen a car before so everything it does is the coolest thing ever. And your ex’s only tool is a fucking screwdriver which is somehow also cool to this dumbass alien species even though it’s a fucking screwdriver so you just look like an idiot screaming about how none of this is even cool it’s actually really shitty but your whole planet is gone so you can’t even prove it but also you’ve had a constant drumming sounding in your head since you were 10 slowly driving you insane. I would become evil too.

I came into 4.0 fully expecting to break my f2p to get lyney (I only had twenty pulls and I had just gotten Kazuha). Instead the game decided to hand me Lyney on a silver platter, then proceeded to give me his weapon. My first 5 star weapon. At this point I'm convinced the game knows its feeding my addiction and is doing this purely to keep me hooked.

Casually watching Netflix's live action Avatar for it's beautiful set design and then suddenly-

"IS THAT KEVIN TRAN?"

@askthebunker

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Micheal: *flying*

Gabriel: *throws a rock at him*

Micheal, as he's falling: Ah, fuck. I can't believe you've done this!

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Micheal: *playing the harp*

Gabriel: LOL. Fucking nerd!

Michael: Why you bully me?

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Stiles, speaking about Theo: it’s like a game of Fuck, Marry, Kill, and he’s all three.

"ranboo is a cryptid"

WRONG ranboo is a cartoon character, specifically a tall perry the platypus. tubbo is the cryptid. he pulls soup cans out of thin air he randomly screams in the other room and claps inhumanly fast he swings on ceiling beams

This man would let the intrusive thoughts win if it wasn’t for his daughter

 Jack: Hey, we’re supposed to dress up as someone who inspires us at school on Friday and I was wondering if I could borrow-

Castiel: You CANNOT take an angel blade to school

Jack: Actually I wanted to borrow an spare trench coat and maybe a tie?

Jack: … why are you crying? Is something wrong?

I understand it’s probably bc he’s Baby and all but like. there are not enough jokes about the fact that Jack is the actual literal antichrist. like. the fact that satan possessed the president and then slept with a monica lewinsky character insert and produced a ball of sunshine is already incredibly funny but. we’re sleeping on a world of comedy here. do you think Dean ever made him watch the omen movies?