Either I Relate To Him A Little To Much Or Enoch From Mphfpc Is Autistic

tommy: HELP! I TOLD PHIL I'D COOK TONIGHT BUT I CANT COOK FOR SHIT.

ranboo, pouring the milk into the cereal box: dont worry, my friend.

ranboo: you've come to the right person.

There is in fact, not a designated "responsible friend" in the Bench Trio. The title is passed with the braincell like a game of hot potato from Tubbo to Ranboo depending on the situation, with it grazing Tommy every now and then

Dean: cantaloupes taste like they don’t believe in themselves.

Cas: you taste like cantaloupe?

Hyde would hiss at enemies like a cat if he was given the chance.

“Ranboo makes me feel safe, I’m going to Ranboo”

- Wilbur, wholesome

things misha collins, agent of chaos, has as really done:

- repeatedly used justin bieber as a means of flirting with his co star

- renewed his wedding vows dressed in drag, holding a bouquet of organic vegetables

- paid jared padalecki over a thousand dollars in coins after losing a bet

- found out about destiel by reading fanfic

- got arrested for a suspected bank robbery (he was actually just using the light on the roof of a bank to read his book. y’know. as you do)

- “what are they going to do, fire me?”

- tricked larry king into thinking the spn cast have regular orgies on set

- “accidentally” tweeted a link to an in-depth, cockles analysis tumblr post

- produced farts that caused a fellow plane passenger to pass out twice and require medical assistance

- asked amazon if they ship destiel or wincest

Sam: Alright, I'm gonna go to bed, don't do murder

Jack: Why would I murder anyone?

Castiel: I wasn't planning on it, but now I will

Dean: Fuck you, don't tell me what to do

Sam: Literally fuck all of you, why am I friends with you?

stiles: If you're going to talk about me behind my back, at least invite me

stiles: I hate that son of a bitch, too

Steven: There's right, there is wrong. . . And then there is you.

Jake: So what am I?

Marc: Nothing short of an absolute catastrophe.

… Are you having fun there, Cicero