Dean: Cantaloupes Taste Like They Don’t Believe In Themselves.

Ranboo: Who hurt you? Tommy: *snorting* What, do you want a list? Ranboo, now holding a weapon: ...Yes, actually.

Sinners by Lauren Aquilina is what The Captain deserved.

Assigning (some) BBC Ghosts characters songs with no explanation (Based on my playlist), to feed my hyperfixation.

Captain: War of Hearts-Ruelle, Little Miss Perfect-Taylor Louderman, Let me Down Slowly-Alec Benjamin

Allison: Vampire-Olivia Rodrigo

Fanny: Labour- Paris Paloma, Nymphology-Melanie Martinez, Family Jewels-Marina and The Diamonds

Thomas: Average-Sushi Soucy, The Knife in my Back-Alec Benjamin, Cry Baby-Melanie Martinez, The Lakes-Taylor Swift

Kitty: Candy-Robbie Williams, The Family Jewels-Marina and The Diamonds

Jekyll: I turned out perfectly fine! I'm perfectly okay!

Jasper: Sir, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast.

Jekyll: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!! NO ONE ELSE PUT THE BREAD IN!!!

Eddie keeps it a secret from hellfire incase dustin or Erika try to tap Steve for secrets but Steve actually helps eddie workshop new ideas and characters. And the thing is he gets really into it, he loves figuring out the right ‘voice’ for each character with Eddie, he has his favourite npcs that he always asks Eddie for updates on after each campaign. He takes it personally when the party accidentally kill one of his silly little guys. Eddie dreads telling him, the whole drive home he’s chewing on a hang nail trying to figure out if he can bring Steve’s brainchild back.

Steve doesn’t get misty eyed, he just gets shitty with all of the party and they have no idea why. No context as to why steve is suddenly making comments of ‘well maybe you should just kill me about it’ and pouting. Eventually he gets so wound up he lets slip about it all and it’s absolute chaos. The kids are losing their minds. Steve!!! Backseat playing dnd!!!!! They do not rest until he joins a proper game, going out of their way to kill any npcs they suspect are Steve’s and eventually he folds much to Eddie’s amusement

2012!Raph: *Screams*

R!Donnie: *Screams louder to establish dominance*

2012!Leo: Should we do something?

R!Leo: No, I want to see who wins.

i have a nonsensical au idea in my head where chuuya does decide to take up lippman’s job, but he does it after dazai’s defection, so for years dazai is stuck with his ex’s face staring at him from every billboard. also, because he’s dazai, he obviously tells no one of his history with chuuya, so it just sort of becomes a thing in the agency that dazai has beef with chuuya-nakahara-from-from-the-forbes-highest-paid-actors-list.

atsushi: dazai-san hates chuuya nakahara...? the one in the movies....?

*cue incoherent seething noises from dazai somewhere in the background*

“Oh it’s 31% stable, just like me, awesome”

- Ranboo, relatable icon

Stiles: *gets stabbed with a sword*

Stiles: What the fuck?

...

Peter: *gets stabbed with a sword*

Peter: *shrugs* That's fair.

...

Scott: *gets stabbed with a sword*

Scott: Not again.

...

Theo: *gets stabbed with a sword*

Theo: Are you going to want this back or can I keep it?

cas: what are the symptoms of teenage depression?

dean: why are you asking me?

cas: jack was helping with the laundry earlier and he dropped a sock and i heard him say "why has god forsaken me"

[The squad is trying to con some random guy]

Tommy: Um, Tubbo, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?

Tubbo: We need money!

Tommy: You're scamming him?

Tubbo: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?

Tommy: What?! No way!

Tubbo: Why not? We already stole Ranboo!

Ranboo: Hey guys

Tommy: No, we didn't. Ranboo can think and talk for themself, they can do whatever they want!

Ranboo: I wanna steal