Cas: What Are The Symptoms Of Teenage Depression?

scott: you're smiling, did something good happen?

stiles: can't i smile just because i feel like it?

lydia: peter fell down the stairs

i've been collecting text posts, realized i had run out, ran out to collect more for this sole purpose.

P2

derek: stiles, you don’t have any skeletons in your closet right?

stiles: do you mean literally or figuratively?

derek: honestly, the fact that I have to specify at all is what makes me worried.

[The squad is trying to con some random guy]

Tommy: Um, Tubbo, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?

Tubbo: We need money!

Tommy: You're scamming him?

Tubbo: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?

Tommy: What?! No way!

Tubbo: Why not? We already stole Ranboo!

Ranboo: Hey guys

Tommy: No, we didn't. Ranboo can think and talk for themself, they can do whatever they want!

Ranboo: I wanna steal

Someone: What's it like at the society?

Virginia: Imagine working with completely civilized, responsible, mature people.

Someone: Okay.

Virginia: Now throw that idea out the window.

Techno: He's a volatile species, he can't be trusted...

Phil: *takes a sip of his tea* What are you on about?

Techno: I swear, Phil, he's got that shifty look in his eyes.

Ranboo: *walks into the cabin* Hi! I just wanted to drop this off before I go mining. *sets a pie on the table* Bye!

Techno: *cuts a slice*... This is filled with golden carrots and honey... *takes a bite*

Phil: Still think he's suspicious?

Techno: *crying because the pie tastes amazing* He's a vicious beast, Phil, I swear.

Phil: Mhm, sure.

Cicero HC: the man can “turn off” the crazy, if in any situation you need him to be completely deadpan he will be, his voice drops like 5 octaves. Ofc he’s pretending and will probably slip up back into his sillyness if he has to do it for too long, but it’s terrifying how normal he can seem.

Jack: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules?

Sam: What?

Jack: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?

Ranboo: Who hurt you? Tommy: *snorting* What, do you want a list? Ranboo, now holding a weapon: ...Yes, actually.

Casually watching Netflix's live action Avatar for it's beautiful set design and then suddenly-

"IS THAT KEVIN TRAN?"