I've Been Collecting Text Posts, Realized I Had Run Out, Ran Out To Collect More For This Sole Purpose.

Marc: My body is a temple.

Marc: Ancient, crumbling, and either cursed or haunted but probably both.

dream sulking around leaving trails of sand behind him and hob sighing and getting the vacuum cleaner

scott: we have fun, don't we?

stiles: i have never been more stressed out in my entire life

Im playing Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga when out of nowhere, after solving a puzzle, I come across this adorable little interaction.

BB-8: (grateful chirps)

Obi-wan: How delightful

Some asshole insulted my Ukranian roommate then had the audacity to send a "apology" letter (or so he claimed) that even through my autistic brain was so rude and insensitive that it actually pissed me off. He claims that because what he said was "just facts" that he wasn't in the wrong and didn't need to apologize for what he said and sent an apple gift card as sympathy for the going on in Ukraine and with her friends and family there. No care whatsoever that what he said hurt her. He expressed no care for her feelings anywhere in this essay long letter, it was literally framed like he was telling the history of Ukraine for a school assignment for most of it, and to make it worse the last line reads "ps.dont strive for happiness, you will be disappointed every day." After this man man-splained the history of her own country to her.

"Facts don't care about feelings." Maybe, but people sure as hell should.

Jekyll: Sometimes I dream of becoming a vampire

Hyde: To live forever and not grow old?

Jekyll: To avoid seeing your ugly face in mirrors.

2003 Donnie: Fuck this *strategically runs away*

2012 Donnie: FUCK IT ALL *shoots the Shredder four times*

Rise!Donnie: FUCK YEAH! *runs toward the Shredder with a full-on nuke* 

zuko rly thought the avatar was 100 years old, and he was still fully prepared to fucking kidnap him. imagine if that had actually gone down like zuko thought it would. you’re a fully-realized avatar and you’ve been hiding out for over a century and all of a sudden you get approached by this 13 year old kid who’s like “WHATS GOOD I’VE GOT NO DEPTH PERCEPTION AND I’M READY TO FIGHT GOD” 

Dean: I'm trash

Castiel: As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I'm obligated to pick you up. Is seven okay?

Dean: :D

Gabriel:

Gabriel: Sam, I'm trash.

Sam: I know bitch I can't find an effective way to get rid of you either

Okay, but in The Batman, Gordon seems like the only cop that’s ever glad to see Batman there? Maybe Martinez too, but everybody else is very standoffish, suspicious, and just really don’t seem to like that there’s an adult man in a bat mask and a cape walking around doing their job better than they are.

Which leads me to believe that Gordon not only came up with the idea of the Bat Signal, but he suggested it and fought for it. Went to the head honchos with a 50 slide powerpoint presentation on why it was a good idea. Argued with his superiors that not only was the Batman a good presence, but that the GCPD needed a way to get in contact with him and summon him to crime scenes.

Imagine he lights it up for the first time to test it out (without telling Bats), and Bruce sees it and immediately hauls ass to track down where the source of it is. He arrives there as Batman, and Gordon is standing there with a stopwatch and four other cops. And Gordon is just like “BOOM! I told you it would work! Eat shit! And in 7 minutes flat! Pay up!”