scott: you're smiling, did something good happen?
stiles: can't i smile just because i feel like it?
lydia: peter fell down the stairs
Tubbo: You are the definition of a bad genetic pool!
Tommy: Hey don’t say that to a man!
Tubbo: Oh you’re right I retract it…actually no i don’t. Cry. Cry. Give me some tears.
Ranboo: I will make my eyes drier actually.
Tubbo: Oh god no stop blink please
c!Dream: I have created a much more peaceful L’Manberg by having them exile Tommyinnit
c!Ranboo: You screwed over an already ruined nation, is what you did. Look at the inhabitants. They all have unresolved trauma and severe trust issues
2012!Raph: *Screams*
R!Donnie: *Screams louder to establish dominance*
2012!Leo: Should we do something?
R!Leo: No, I want to see who wins.
Malia: Anyone else angry and gay on this Wednesday night?
Stiles: I'm bi and annoyed, is that close enough?
Sam: I'm Sam. Short for Samuel
Castiel: I'm Cas. Short for Castiel
Gabriel: I'm Gabriel. I'm just short
Wilbur: Ranboo is a spineless asshole who stands for nothing in favor of pleasing people for cheap adoration, I loathe him, we're foils for one another.
Ranboo: Hey Wilbur, here's a totem of undying, I know you're just feeling what it's like to be alive again and now you can be extra safe.
Ranboo: Hey Wilbur, I'm just here to drop of something for Techno- Oh geez are you cold? I can bring you one of my spare blankets if you want.
Ranboo: Hey Wilbur, sorry Phil and Techno are out doing stuff, here's some tea, this is how Phil said you like it.
Ranboo: Hey Wilbur, I just made some cookies and I need a taste tester, you want some?
Wilbur: I detest him, truly I do.
Chuck: Jack, I’m your grandfa-
Bobby, already cocking a shotgun: Step away from my grandson