Stiles: gets Stabbed With A Sword

Stiles: *gets stabbed with a sword*

Stiles: What the fuck?

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Peter: *gets stabbed with a sword*

Peter: *shrugs* That's fair.

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Scott: *gets stabbed with a sword*

Scott: Not again.

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Theo: *gets stabbed with a sword*

Theo: Are you going to want this back or can I keep it?

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peter hale stiles stilinski scott mccall swearing theo raeken incorrect teen wolf quotes and if they say they want it back he stabs them with it WHAT? he gave it back i'm tired and I saw a post that just made me think this inspired by the post by greelin called 'good responses to getting stabbed with a sword' writing this i realised scott has been stabbed so many times the nogitsune/void!stiles stabbed him kira stabbed him in that nightmare/hallucination i think it was a nightmare or something i watched that episode so long ago and gerard stabbed him outside the hospital in season 2 so his reaction is valid source: greelin

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