Lucifer: *is Drowning*

*loud thudding noise*

Derek, sighing and pinching the bridge of his nose: What was that?

Stiles: A box fell down the stairs.

Derek: That sounded a lot louder than just a box.

Stiles: Isaac was in it.

Mary: can you pass the-

Gabriel: I’m in love with your son!

Mary: salt. Uh… which one?

Gabriel: Sam, obviously.

Mary: good, cuz they don’t talk about it, but I’m pretty sure Dean and Castiel secretly got married and never bothered to tell anyone.

Somewhere in the empty:

Gabriel: yeet

Lucifer:yeet

Balthazar: skirt

Gabriel: skeet

Balthazar: yeet

Lucifer: skirt

The Empty: pLeAsE jUsT sToP

-> PERCY AND OLIVER TEXT MESSAGES

This is Part 1

Also all of these convos are from @supersharkgentlemen dialogue posts. Go to their page, like, reblog and follow,the dialogues are hilarious

I just wanted to put them in chat format

So here you go

Cops and Robbers by The Hoosiers

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

Mikey's first word was "Daddy," followed by about ten minutes of giggling as Splinter cried over him. It was immediately followed by "eat."

Leo's first words were: "Daddy, he doesn't like the yellow one," after Splinter dared to try and feed Donnie pineapple when the twins were three. Splinter was so flabbergasted that he took Leo's word on what Donnie liked until they were fourteen (he was never wrong, but Splinter wanted to get better at knowing his kids).

Donnie's first word was "Blue," said in the most heartbreaking whimper while he was sick and therefore separated from his brothers; Leo has never let him live it down. He was only a little over a year old, but had always been vocal about what he did and did not want.

Raph didn't speak until he was ten; his first words were "Step off, bitch!" At a stranger who tried to pick Mikey up while they were playing near the sewer grate.

Stiles: I'm naturally funny because my life is a joke.

Stiles, speaking about Theo: it’s like a game of Fuck, Marry, Kill, and he’s all three.

The fact that Cicero was attacked by a werewolf and was still able to sneak past a pretty strong troll and put up a decent fight should you try to kill him haunts me.

he's too powerful. this is so true. how did he get so strong? is he purely fueled by spite? or does he simply refuse to die? he really looked at sithis and said sorry bro i know death is your whole thing but only the listener can put me in the ground :\