-> PERCY AND OLIVER TEXT MESSAGES

Stiles: Every now and then I like to do as I’m told, just to confuse people.

"Goodbye L'Manburg. You were a terrible idea to begin with, but at least you tried."

-Ranboo, the best fucking charcter on the SMP change my mind

scott: stiles is missing. can you find him?

derek: what?? do you think i have him microchipped or something?

scott: well, do you?

derek: ..yeah, hang on

Tubbo: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?

Ranboo: *crouches down*

Tommy: *sits on the floor*

Tubbo: I hate both of you.

“Oh it’s 31% stable, just like me, awesome”

- Ranboo, relatable icon

I think it is hilarious that when Dazai left his little villain perch in the mafia, he couldn’t quite shake the innate urge to be a menace and his only outlet is tormenting select coworkers at the ADA (Kunikida) to feed the evil little monster at the back of his mind that does a delighted little victory dance every time he manages to make Kunikida’s blood pressure rise and it is hilarious to me that he actually gets twitchy when he can’t get a rise out of Kunikida and starts foaming at the mouth bc he needs his evil fix for the day

*at a zoo*

Isaac: What are they in for?

Derek: Isaac, this isn't prison.

Isaac: So they can leave?

Derek: No, but-

Isaac, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.

Theo in BH: I want Void Stiles...

Derek 1000 or more miles away, bolts awake from slumber with cold sweat, sensing a disturbance in the force, booking the first direct flight back to BH, then calling Stiles: Who the fuck are you with right now?

Jekyll: Sometimes I dream of becoming a vampire

Hyde: To live forever and not grow old?

Jekyll: To avoid seeing your ugly face in mirrors.

Gabriel: Grammar tip “farther” is for physical distance, “further” is for metaphorical distance, and “father” is for emotional distance

Sam: Do you? Do you need a hug?

Gabriel, tearing up: Yes...