Stiles: Every Now And Then I Like To Do As I’m Told, Just To Confuse People.

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Jack: Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there’s nothing there?

Dean: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before.

Jack:

Jack: [sobs]

Sam: You fucking scared him, you idiot.

2003 Donnie: Fuck this *strategically runs away*

2012 Donnie: FUCK IT ALL *shoots the Shredder four times*

Rise!Donnie: FUCK YEAH! *runs toward the Shredder with a full-on nuke* 

-> PERCY AND OLIVER TEXT MESSAGES

This is Part 1

Also all of these convos are from @supersharkgentlemen dialogue posts. Go to their page, like, reblog and follow,the dialogues are hilarious

I just wanted to put them in chat format

So here you go

ppl love to talk about how zuko radiates warmth like a space heater without ever mentioning the crucial factor which is this: if he controls his body temperature, then he is clearly doing that on purpose, because he knows that it means people will cuddle him. everyone thinks they are taking advantage of his body heat without ever stopping to consider that he is the one on the receiving end of all of this affection. you fools. you stepped right into his diabolical plan to maximize hugs. oh, you dimwits. his scheme worked perfectly and you’re all none the wiser.

Dazai: [ subconsciously licks his finger to wipe some dirt off Atsushi’s face ]

Atsushi: What’re you doing, Dazai-san?

Dazai: Oh my god. I’ve become Odasaku.

Dazai: I’ve been trying to avoid becoming Mori for so long that I didn’t see it coming.

Sam: (drunk) hey! You’re my favourite bitch

Gabriel: I… didn’t realize I was your bitch. Or that you had other bitches

Sam: your other personalities are also my bitches, but this one’s my favourite.

Gabriel: awwww…I think?

Serious stuff happening here

The idea for this came to me during math class and I just had to draw it.

April being the best big sis ever + How she met the turts (more under the cut)

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Everyone: Stiles, don't overreact.

Stiles, already digging his grave and shovelling dirt on himself: I'm not.