Serious Stuff Happening Here

Techno: He's a volatile species, he can't be trusted...

Phil: *takes a sip of his tea* What are you on about?

Techno: I swear, Phil, he's got that shifty look in his eyes.

Ranboo: *walks into the cabin* Hi! I just wanted to drop this off before I go mining. *sets a pie on the table* Bye!

Techno: *cuts a slice*... This is filled with golden carrots and honey... *takes a bite*

Phil: Still think he's suspicious?

Techno: *crying because the pie tastes amazing* He's a vicious beast, Phil, I swear.

Phil: Mhm, sure.

Cops and Robbers by The Hoosiers

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

boyd: Ok, one more time. You said you asked the pack if they wanted some mac n’ cheese.

stiles: Yup.

boyd: They said no.

stiles: that they did.

boyd: ... So you made mac n’ cheese.

stiles: Mhm.

boyd: And then isaac came down and took a bowl of it, to which you-

stiles: Took my fucking mac n’ cheese back from that bitch and told him to make his own damn cheesy noodles.

boyd: But when derek asked for some...?

stiles: *throws hands in air*

stiles: What did you expect me to do, let him STARVE????

He ate too many chicken nuggies

Now I feel obligated to main him. I mean, I was going to anyway but this feels like a calling.

Derek: We all have our demons.

Scott, holding Void Stiles by the collar: This one's ours!

danny: please peer pressure me into finishing my projects

stiles: do it or you’re straight

danny: i said peer pressure not THREATEN

Turtle tots! 💚

-> PERCY AND OLIVER TEXT MESSAGES

This is Part 1

Also all of these convos are from @supersharkgentlemen dialogue posts. Go to their page, like, reblog and follow,the dialogues are hilarious

I just wanted to put them in chat format

So here you go

dream sulking around leaving trails of sand behind him and hob sighing and getting the vacuum cleaner