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Percy + The Prewett Twins - Headcanon List

I’ve had this in my queue for so long it’s almost ridiculous, so I just thought I’d post it now. I’ve been wanting to do this for a long while lol. Off we go!

- During the first wizarding world war, the Weasleys decided to split up, they thought it would be wisest. When Percy was born, the war began to get more intense and even worse. Percy was placed with his two uncles, Fabian and Gideon, who were ecstatic to get the kid who looked so much like them. He was placed there when he was three years old. 

- He didn’t act much like them, it turned out, but they were okay with that. He had their hair, their sister’s smile, and their best friend’s eyes, and he was so incredibly precious. 

- They raised him with love and care, it distracted them from their own pain. The two took turns reading to Percy and took turns holding him. They didn’t need to think so much about the pains of war with their nephew right in front of them.

- The rare times the three of them all went out in public, people often asked which one of twins was Percy’s father. Gideon would laugh loudly as Percy would say “they can’t be my father if they’re my uncles?” Fabian would repeat what Percy said and the person would be embarrassed.

- Percy watched them both die. He was only 4 or 5 at the time, so it didn’t truly register what happened until it did. The twins fought valiantly, but they were eventually brought to their demise by the killing curse. 

- He did the only thing he could, and flooed to the burrow. He had seen Fabian do it before, and he thought it would work. He was sobbing, unable to breathe by the time he had gotten home. Because there was soot in his lungs, on his clothes, and his uncles were dead. Two people very close to his heart now gone forever.

- For a long time, Percy didn’t consider The Burrow home. Fabian and Gideon’s house was home, not this place. This place was filled with people who knew him but he didn’t know, it was scary, this new place. It was familiar, but new. 

- Molly would cry often after she tucked Percy into bed, because he looked so much like them and he had to see them die and merlin, the pain he must be feeling-

- Percy didn’t remember who Arthur was when he came home forever once the war ended, and had a very hard time being comfortable around him. The relationship only slightly improved over the years, much to Arthur’s chagrin. 

- For quite a few years, he spoke very little. He didn’t speak unless spoken to first, and even then he was still quite quiet. He was a shy child, always. As he grew to be a teenager, he was shy with those his age still, perhaps even more severely than it had been when he was younger, but he was fine and confident around adults. 

Steven: do you ever feel bugs on you when there are no bugs?

Jake: those are the ghosts of all the bugs you have killed.

Steven:

Marc: look what you did, you scared him.

jaskier : ladies and gentlemen i give you my new song about the white wolf, geralt of rivia!

tavern goers :

jaskier : i hear you're alive

jaskier : how disappointing

everyone in the tavern :

Everyone: Stiles, don't overreact.

Stiles, already digging his grave and shovelling dirt on himself: I'm not.

Ozai: "You must capture the Avatar to regain your honor."

Zuko: "Instructions unclear, ending up joining him to overthrow you."

Stiles, speaking about Theo: it’s like a game of Fuck, Marry, Kill, and he’s all three.

2003 Donnie: Fuck this *strategically runs away*

2012 Donnie: FUCK IT ALL *shoots the Shredder four times*

Rise!Donnie: FUCK YEAH! *runs toward the Shredder with a full-on nuke* 

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Ango: “Why do you also have a crazy straw?”

Oda: “It makes drinking whiskey more enjoyable.”

Cicero: you guys have heard of elf on a shelf right???

Cicero grabbing a pot: now be prepared for

Cicero chucking the pot at Astrid: POT ON A THOT!!

Castiel: Why can’t you go to Arizona?

Lucifer: Let’s just say there might be a warrant there for my arrest…and in Ohio…and some other states I can never remember

Gabriel: Well you just gotta remember the song I made for you 

Gabriel (singing): What are the states where Luci can’t go, Arizona, Utah, and Ohio

Castiel: Oh my

Gabriel (singing again): There’s three more states where Luci can’t be, Texas, New Hampshire, and Tennesee

Lucifer (also sings):  I’m also not welcome in Europe