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Ango: “Why do you also have a crazy straw?”
Oda: “It makes drinking whiskey more enjoyable.”
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Eddie keeps it a secret from hellfire incase dustin or Erika try to tap Steve for secrets but Steve actually helps eddie workshop new ideas and characters. And the thing is he gets really into it, he loves figuring out the right ‘voice’ for each character with Eddie, he has his favourite npcs that he always asks Eddie for updates on after each campaign. He takes it personally when the party accidentally kill one of his silly little guys. Eddie dreads telling him, the whole drive home he’s chewing on a hang nail trying to figure out if he can bring Steve’s brainchild back.
Steve doesn’t get misty eyed, he just gets shitty with all of the party and they have no idea why. No context as to why steve is suddenly making comments of ‘well maybe you should just kill me about it’ and pouting. Eventually he gets so wound up he lets slip about it all and it’s absolute chaos. The kids are losing their minds. Steve!!! Backseat playing dnd!!!!! They do not rest until he joins a proper game, going out of their way to kill any npcs they suspect are Steve’s and eventually he folds much to Eddie’s amusement
Derek: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Boyd: Several traffic violations.
Erica: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Stiles: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Isaac: Also, that’s not our car.
Ranboo yelling at Quackity: "I will fight you!"
Tubbo glaring at Quackity from behind Ranboo: *mouthing "Try it and I will kill you*
Marc: My body is a temple.
Marc: Ancient, crumbling, and either cursed or haunted but probably both.
The Doctor: *exists*
The Master every few centuries: I want to crawl inside your body.
this is the energy i need to see c!ranboo give wilbur when that zombie tries to slander him
All found family shows have: Hale Pack Edition
(#The first 2 are usually dating)
Sam: you can ask me one question, and one question only that I will answer
Jack: why aren't there uppercase and lowercase numbers?
Sam: what?
Jack: I wanna write angry numbers
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Dean: you read my diary?!?
Castiel: I didn't realize it was your diary
Castiel: at first, I thought it was a sad, handwritten book
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Sam: I'm here
Sam: come out
Dean: I'm bisexual
Sam: I love you and support you, but I meant that I'm outside
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Jack: shouldn't we find Gabe?
Lucifer: oh he'll be back
Gabriel: hi guys!
Lucifer: see! Like a shit terminator
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Dean: what's the WiFi password?
Sam: we are at a funeral
Dean: with spaces in between?
Dean: it didn't work
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Dean: handcuffs? Kinky
Cop: first of all, I'm a cop
Cop: second of all, you're being arrested
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Adam: are you mad?
Michael: no.
Adam: so sharpening knives at 2am is just a hobby?
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Sam: Dean, we need to talk about your will
Dean: what about it?
Sam: the only thing it says is "bury me with seven extra bones to fuck with archeologists lmao"
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Gabriel: are you talking to youself?
Sam: yes
Sam: it's the only way I can have an intelligent conversation here
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Sam: if I ever get killed by a seriar killer, I will die doing what I love doing
Sam: learning too much about seriel killers
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Dean: so what's your favourite position in bed?
Castiel: near the wall so I can use my phone while charging
Dean: seriously?
Castiel: what?
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Sam: how are you sleeping?
Dean: like a baby
Dean: every two hours I wake up sreaming
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Gabriel: we're playing Scrabble, it's a nightmare
Charlie: Scrabble? Scrabble's great
Gabriel: not when you're playing with Sam, it's not. He puts words like "ephemeral" and I put "dog"