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Jekyll: Whenever I meet a problem that makes me sad or frustrated because I can't seem to fix it, I look at a photograph of all the Lodgers together.
Jasper: Aawwwww-
Jekyll: And I think; "If I can keep these dumbasses alive and out of prison, I can do absolutely anything".
Jasper: -... Oh.
Jekyll: Let's ignore the fact the Lodgers are, in fact, the cause of most of my problems.
Jekyll: Jasper-- Jasper, hey Jasper, Jasper listen to me-
Jasper: I- Yes??
Jekyll: What do you call a werewolf that knows a lot of things?
Jasper: I... Don't know?
Jekyll: An... AWARE-wolf :D:D:D
Jasper: I...
Jekyll: Get it??? Aware like WERE-
Jasper: Sir, please, I get it, but when was the last time you slept?
Jekyll: I have NO IDEA :D:D:D:D
Jekyll: I turned out perfectly fine! I'm perfectly okay!
Jasper: Sir, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast.
Jekyll: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!! NO ONE ELSE PUT THE BREAD IN!!!
Jekyll: Sitting on and touching warm rocks... Now that's the good stuff...
Jasper: Are you... A reptile?
Jekyll: What are you-- a cop? Mind your business...
Jasper: Sir, on a scale of 1-10, please rate your pain.
Jekyll: Pi.
Jasper: Pi?
Jekyll: A minimal but a never ending number.
Jasper: What the actual f*ck.