Adam: *at 3am* If Bike Is Short For Bicycle Then Mike Is Short For Micycle

And now your weekly compilation of weird ass dream smp quotes (7):

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Tommy: I love boobs

Wilbur: Fuck Tommy you said love!!!!

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Tommy: oh I was trying to avoid the 'E' in craft

Wilbur: There is no 'E' in craft!

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[As Tubbo, Tommy, Niki and Jack scream behind him]

George: ITS NOT LORE!

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[Ranboo joined the game]

Ghostbur: fuck off

Ranboo: K

[Ranboo left the game]

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Tommy: what is a violent salamander?

Tommy: its got a gamer tag

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Bonus:

Tommy on camera: DRUGS, SEX, WOMANNNNNNNNNNNN!!!

Tommy off camera: Why hello sir, it is nice to meet you. I'll have your daughter home by 8 :)

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Fundy: You’re so tall, Ranboo. What can you see up there?

Ranboo: Everyone’s flaws.

Babette: Quick, we need to distract the Listener! Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making annoying noises!?

Cicero, giggling: My time has come.

“Oh it’s 31% stable, just like me, awesome”

- Ranboo, relatable icon

derek: Are you ready to commit?

stiles: A felony or to a relationship?

stiles: Because the answer to both would be yes.

boyd: Ok, one more time. You said you asked the pack if they wanted some mac n’ cheese.

stiles: Yup.

boyd: They said no.

stiles: that they did.

boyd: ... So you made mac n’ cheese.

stiles: Mhm.

boyd: And then isaac came down and took a bowl of it, to which you-

stiles: Took my fucking mac n’ cheese back from that bitch and told him to make his own damn cheesy noodles.

boyd: But when derek asked for some...?

stiles: *throws hands in air*

stiles: What did you expect me to do, let him STARVE????

i have a nonsensical au idea in my head where chuuya does decide to take up lippman’s job, but he does it after dazai’s defection, so for years dazai is stuck with his ex’s face staring at him from every billboard. also, because he’s dazai, he obviously tells no one of his history with chuuya, so it just sort of becomes a thing in the agency that dazai has beef with chuuya-nakahara-from-from-the-forbes-highest-paid-actors-list.

atsushi: dazai-san hates chuuya nakahara...? the one in the movies....?

*cue incoherent seething noises from dazai somewhere in the background*

Obi-Wan didn’t let Vader kill him on the Death Star to stall for time or anything, he just glanced over and saw Luke and Leia standing next to each other, thought about the pure unbridled chaos of having to deal with two (2) Skywalkers simultaneously, and said nah i’m too old for this shit let me be one with the Force now.

Some full body drawing practice based on these cute little buggers.

✨️bonus✨️

First design concept

Bro looked like Peter Pan💀

In short, Mumriks do weird things and Moomin is very confused by both this father and his son. The box is also named Mumrik palace, it broke shortly after the event depicted took place.