Stygian2night - StygianNight

scott: you need to be nicer to theo

stiles: i am nice

scott: you threatened to stab him

stiles: and i think it was pretty nice of me to give him a warning

*loud thudding noise*

Derek, sighing and pinching the bridge of his nose: What was that?

Stiles: A box fell down the stairs.

Derek: That sounded a lot louder than just a box.

Stiles: Isaac was in it.

In short, Mumriks do weird things and Moomin is very confused by both this father and his son. The box is also named Mumrik palace, it broke shortly after the event depicted took place.

"Stop saying adult words around me, Wilbur."

~Ranboo

Gabriel: What’s up I’m back

Lucifer: I literally saw you die, you died, you were dead

Gabriel: Death is just a social construct

I came into 4.0 fully expecting to break my f2p to get lyney (I only had twenty pulls and I had just gotten Kazuha). Instead the game decided to hand me Lyney on a silver platter, then proceeded to give me his weapon. My first 5 star weapon. At this point I'm convinced the game knows its feeding my addiction and is doing this purely to keep me hooked.

If the hexcore dropped them in a different timeline

Jake: What do you have to lose?

Marc: My patience.

Jake: You still have those? I'll have to try harder.

Tommy: I mean, small creatures are way more vicious. It’s because their anger has less space to be bottled up in.

Wilbur: That’s ridiculous! Give me one example.

Tommy: Spiders.

Phil: Wasps.

Techno: Terriers.

Ranboo: Tubbo.

Everyone: *silence of stunned acceptance*

zuko rly thought the avatar was 100 years old, and he was still fully prepared to fucking kidnap him. imagine if that had actually gone down like zuko thought it would. you’re a fully-realized avatar and you’ve been hiding out for over a century and all of a sudden you get approached by this 13 year old kid who’s like “WHATS GOOD I’VE GOT NO DEPTH PERCEPTION AND I’M READY TO FIGHT GOD”