C!Awesamdude Is So Complex But He Did Murder My Boy Ranboo Soooooo....

Nowhere the beloved!!! My most recent DnD character :D

Another one!

C!Dream.....I am very conflicted over you.

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Thinking about the bone mage....

This was so much fun to do!! :D

okay but imagine a cave-world Life series.

No surface world. They'd almost have to give everyone a bit of wood at the beginning just to keep things from being too slow but technically you could get planks from abandoned mineshafts or azalea logs from a lush cave.

Basing in caves. Battles playing out in massive caverns. Subsisting on rotten flesh and tropical fish until someone finds a chicken jockey or a zombie drops a carrot or someone heals a zombie villager and somehow trades up to golden carrots. Going to the nether for FOOD and wood of all things.

It would be such a challenge and introduce some completely new concerns to the game and I'd love to see how they'd manage to address them.

who needs sex when the dungeon is ready for its next victim

scitties. 

Hermits as customers I’ve seen in my various jobs (fast food restaurant, grocery store, and bank)

Doc: confidently declared he could handle suicide- level hot sauce only to end up having a minor asthma attack

Scar: lost 37 bank cards in four months and had a note on her profile to not give her anymore until she could prove she could responsibly use them

Xisuma: insisted that I had to give him free water with his meal and claimed it was illegal for me to withhold the basic right from him (I looked it up, at least where I’m from it is not a law)

Etho: upon me complimenting their My Hero Academia shirt and pins, looked me up and down and said “I’ve never seen the show in my life, stop harassing me”

Ren: asked me out by writing me his number and soundcloud account on the back of an important document, causing me to be investigated by corporate for bribery and collusion

Cleo: said she felt sorry for me being forced to work because of capitalism, turned out to be a stripper who strongly hinted she was robbing the people she performed for

Stress: was very excited to open up their child’s bank account and teach them all about financial responsibility, later was investigated for potential money laundering using the account

Bdubs: took about five minutes looking over the menu to realize we were in fact a shawarma restaurant and not the ice cream store that closed a decade ago

Grian: bought three hundred dollars of bread

Mumbo: broke two different ATMs, both times completely by accident, both resulting in his card accidentally being shredded by the machines

REBLOG THIS if you are a HYPNO GIRLIE btw i am in that man's CORNER rn i am standing at the entrance of decked out in a little color-coordinated cheerleader outfit singing little songs every time he comes out of a run. i hope he wins i am so serious. his decked out videos are so so good i can't get enough of them. hypnotizd 4ever

Hermitcraft headcannon!

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Physical touch!

I headcannon all of Hermitcraft as being SUPER touchy. Like- it is super normalized and cozy.

Grian and Mumbo walking so close their arms brush, sitting so their knees and shoulders bump together, Grians wing practically hugging Mumbo's back.

Tango excitedly grabbing Zed and Impulse's hands to guide them through a build, ZIT having movie nights and cuddling under the blankets.

Etho linking elbows with Bdubs while walking, Bdubs practically hanging off of him while he explains the details of the build. Falling asleep on eachother's shoulders.

Keralis greeting Hermits with a kiss on the cheek or forehead, Wels greeting with a kiss on their knuckles.

Ren nudging his head into any open hands willing to pet him, Doc and Zed bumping heads (gently) with their friends to show affection.

Any horned Hermits headbutting eachother <3

Scar looping an arm around Cub's neck with a cheesy joke, dragging him down into a hug or noogie. Cub batting his hands away and trying to go in for an attack of his own.

Cleo biting Joe out of spite and affection, Joe smacking her with books. Them braiding flowers in eachother's hair, painting eachother's nails.

NHO creating cuddle piles and drowning in blankets, caring for eachother while sick (and totally not all getting sick)

Xisuma not really being able to touch- but still hugging and patting people on the back. Giving people tea and throwing a blanket over them in replacement.

If you headcannon them with a longer tail then they loop it around eachothers arms or legs to stay close.

Hugs are an appropriate greeting, and a thank you, and farewell.

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I want Hermit hugs :(

HE HAS A RAT

okay enough doom posting fo today