Hermitcraft Hc - Blog Posts

Impulse... I love you to bits... holding your hand as I say this.... penis crying obsidian. Okay?

Power of the check.

*pats Joe Hills* This bad boy can fit tons of free dopamine. Nothing like the offical MCYTblr Sexyman to pull you from artblock.

Hermitcraft headcannon!

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Physical touch!

I headcannon all of Hermitcraft as being SUPER touchy. Like- it is super normalized and cozy.

Grian and Mumbo walking so close their arms brush, sitting so their knees and shoulders bump together, Grians wing practically hugging Mumbo's back.

Tango excitedly grabbing Zed and Impulse's hands to guide them through a build, ZIT having movie nights and cuddling under the blankets.

Etho linking elbows with Bdubs while walking, Bdubs practically hanging off of him while he explains the details of the build. Falling asleep on eachother's shoulders.

Keralis greeting Hermits with a kiss on the cheek or forehead, Wels greeting with a kiss on their knuckles.

Ren nudging his head into any open hands willing to pet him, Doc and Zed bumping heads (gently) with their friends to show affection.

Any horned Hermits headbutting eachother <3

Scar looping an arm around Cub's neck with a cheesy joke, dragging him down into a hug or noogie. Cub batting his hands away and trying to go in for an attack of his own.

Cleo biting Joe out of spite and affection, Joe smacking her with books. Them braiding flowers in eachother's hair, painting eachother's nails.

NHO creating cuddle piles and drowning in blankets, caring for eachother while sick (and totally not all getting sick)

Xisuma not really being able to touch- but still hugging and patting people on the back. Giving people tea and throwing a blanket over them in replacement.

If you headcannon them with a longer tail then they loop it around eachothers arms or legs to stay close.

Hugs are an appropriate greeting, and a thank you, and farewell.

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I want Hermit hugs :(

How I picture Bdubs:

So I know we love Bdubs being a silly little fluffy guy- but y'know what I think is better?

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BUG BDUBS

He's a little goofy bug boy! I think of him as one of these beetles:

(Its called a blue Fungus beetle)

He has the little antenna, that twitch and sense things. They also emote with his emotions!

Droopy when sad, perked up when happy, pinned back when mad.

When he's with someone he's close with, and their sitting shoulder to shoulder (or some other cuddly way) his antenna will absentmindedly touch or feel the other person as a form of comfort. It tickles but it means he likes you!

He has extra buggy arms, and does have bug legs! They taper off into the little barbed feet. Other Hermits wonder how the thin little legs support him, and its mostly the sticky feet ensuring he doesn't fall over.

He also has little barbed nails on his hands, to help with climbing! Soft things can get stuck to it which is annoying, but it also means he can climb the other hermits!

He often flies down or climbs and perches on Hermits, as being a bug he weighs very little!

Much like how I picture Grian he has wings all the time! Smooth shelled beetle wings (like in the photo) and if you've ever seen a ladybug fly- thats how he does!

His wings don't get activated until someone else on the server gets the achievement 'the skys the limit' aka getting an elytra!

Lasty, being a bug means he doesn't have eyelids- so he has no need to blink!

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Thank you!

Hermitcraft heights according to my brain:

tallest to shortest down, and tallest to shortest in rows (end of row=shortest of category)

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--Creeture (9'-8'):

DocM77

--Big boi (8'-7'):

Rendog, Xisumavoid, ImpulseSV, ZombieCleo

--Tall (7'-6'):

MumboJumbo, Cubfan135, FalseSymmetry, JoeHills, VintageBeef, Hypotizd, Keralis, Welsknight, EthosLab

--Medium (6'-5'5"):

TangoTek, Iskall85, xBCrafted, PearlescentMoon, TinFoilChef, Goodtimeswithscar, GeminiTay, iJevin, ZedaphPlays,

--Small (5'5"-5'):

StressMonster101, Grian, Bdouble0100

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Thank you 👍

Random Tango headcannon:

Tango is from the Nether, and the atmosphere in the Nether is most likely made up of less oxygen then the Overworld.

SOOOO Tango has a higher red blood cell count to compensate for the little air. (Take people who live in high altitudes as an example)

THIS MEANS Tango would be able to hold his breath for a super long time. And also have a high stamina.

He uses it to flex and win bets.

Thank you.