DOC PLEASE

Nowhere the beloved!!! My most recent DnD character :D

Hermits as customers I’ve seen in my various jobs (fast food restaurant, grocery store, and bank)

Doc: confidently declared he could handle suicide- level hot sauce only to end up having a minor asthma attack

Scar: lost 37 bank cards in four months and had a note on her profile to not give her anymore until she could prove she could responsibly use them

Xisuma: insisted that I had to give him free water with his meal and claimed it was illegal for me to withhold the basic right from him (I looked it up, at least where I’m from it is not a law)

Etho: upon me complimenting their My Hero Academia shirt and pins, looked me up and down and said “I’ve never seen the show in my life, stop harassing me”

Ren: asked me out by writing me his number and soundcloud account on the back of an important document, causing me to be investigated by corporate for bribery and collusion

Cleo: said she felt sorry for me being forced to work because of capitalism, turned out to be a stripper who strongly hinted she was robbing the people she performed for

Stress: was very excited to open up their child’s bank account and teach them all about financial responsibility, later was investigated for potential money laundering using the account

Bdubs: took about five minutes looking over the menu to realize we were in fact a shawarma restaurant and not the ice cream store that closed a decade ago

Grian: bought three hundred dollars of bread

Mumbo: broke two different ATMs, both times completely by accident, both resulting in his card accidentally being shredded by the machines

HE JUST BANNED HIS OWN BDAY-

I can imagine him making the new law that no parties unless it's for him, and then the Hermits throw a Rendog themed party in secret.

cackling at the “so bad luck to whoever’s birthday is coming up next” line in the recap in response to the party ban. because. guess which hermits birthdays just so happen to be coming up next. 

now kiss /j

whos gonna be dsmp posting with me in the year of 2024. or am alone on this lifeboat.

Power of the check.

*pats Joe Hills* This bad boy can fit tons of free dopamine. Nothing like the offical MCYTblr Sexyman to pull you from artblock.

impulsesv rb if you agree

Thanks for the lollipop anyways! ^^^^^^^

lollipop

scitties. 

Another one!

C!Dream.....I am very conflicted over you.

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Hels design :D