I Think We As A Fandom Are Blessed With Amount Of Characters And Foggy Dynamic Between Them Because It

me, putting a badge 'queerplatonic relationship' on iida, todoroki, uraraka and midoriya: *takes a step back* heh, nice👍

me: i have no fear

my brain: okay but what if izuku's meaning for 'becoming the greatest hero' is an action of defeating the greatest evil and he and part of class won't make it alive? what if manga was just his memories before death?

me: i have 1 (one) fear

'what's for dinner today?'

'kacchan'

Shanks, still conversing with Mihawk on a snail call: So, Hawkeyes, this baby of yours? Tell me about it! Is it cute!?

Mihawk: My child's name is Dracule Talon. He looks just like me. He will be quite handsome when he grows up, but to answer your question, right now he is very cute.

Talon: *gags*

Shanks: Does he have your eyes?

Mihawk: Yes, quite so.

Shanks: Sweet!

Mihawk: He also has my hair.

Shanks: Aww!

Mihawk: And his feathers are quite soft.

Shanks: ....his uh, what?

Mihawk: His dagger-like fingers are impressive as well.

Shanks: Umm, okay...

Mihawk: He loves to eat tuna meat, fresh caught from the sea. I blend it with grapes and nuts, so we both enjoy it.

Shanks: *slight gagging noise*

Mihawk: He's also already very good with a blade. When I first carried him, I never thought I could be a father. Yet, here we are... *notices Buggy accidentally splashed him with a drink while setting a glass down* Oh Buggy, you did this to me.

Shanks: *choking on the other end* B-Buggy!?!? Your son came from Buggy???

Mihawk: Technically, Buggy alerted me to Talon's existence. However, the child did come from an Egg-oh, Talon, save some of that for Crocodile later, would you?

Shanks: E-Eg-EGG!? .....*line goes quiet*

Mihawk: My apologies, Shanks, where was I? ....Shanks?

Buggy: *yelling at the receiver* Benn, are you there? Did he faint?

Benn: Yep. Out cold. *looooong sigh* Talk to you later, I guess. *hangs up the call*

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Continuation of this post. XD

One of my favorite Sanji headcanon's is that he has the best sea legs of the crew, tied w/ Jimbei after he joins. But he also absolutely has the WORST land legs when they make landfall.

I think this because, prior to Kamabakka, the longest period he spent on actual land seems to be starving on a rock with Zeff.

I totally buy that Germa likely had some sort of stabilizing tech on their snails, definitely in medical and engineering areas. You need a measure of stability in your evil laboratory.

But any ocean-going vessel does need to actually move with the sea. Otherwise, it won't move at all. So, I think other areas were less stabilized.

Thus, Sanji went from weird snails that swim the seas, to cruise ship, to trauma rock, to a restaurant ship before joining the Straw Hats. Moving on a ship likely feels more natural to him than on land.

I think he has trained himself to adjust pretty quickly, as a necessity, and also because the Mosshead definitely would call it out. But even still, his first few steps on any island are not as graceful as his usual stride.

Okay, ramble done.

every single day. the guy has six sense for when they're playing to show up and walk in front of them.

new recruiter: wait, where are you going..?

dabi, take off running: shush, I've got shit to do

How many times do you think Dabi purposely walks in front of the TV while Shigaraki and Spinner are playing video games just to piss them off?

[ FIC REC/FANART DUMP ]

okay lets do this (jazzes sore hands that went through 2 essay papers and six character arts today)

- Silent Shadow by @tunafishprincess: I did not realize that I craved dadgiri before I saw this fic and it’s absolutely amazing. 

- Anyone by @gentrychild : this is the best dfo fic I have ever read and it has all the best tropes?? Izuku starting a totally (il)legal organization and stealing ofa and him being oblivious to dfo. There is also bamf Izuku which is a plus.

- Pied Piper by @that-vigilante-piedpiper or @/blackholeca: this is THE quirkless vigilante Izuku fic, like, the best one in the tag I swear. It is an emotional rollercoaster and had me willing to die for the oc, Reo, who is characterized stunningly.

- now u see him/now u dont (series) by @i-just-want-to-destroy : This is seriously, criminically underrated. Like wtf this is the best case/mystery/suspence/comedy/drama fic you can find in bnha. Includes magician/7-11 cashier/quirkless vigilante/spy/cryptid Izuku and it is written very well.

- to die (and retry) also by @i-just-want-to-destroy: the most realistic immortal(?) Izuku fic. The psychological drama is on point and even if the angst is overflowing the comedy still keeps the fic from being too overbearing. 

- Severance by @qhu: afo! Izuku but everyone thinks he has an erasure quirk. The quirk science/theories are amazing! (Also I just realized how funky the severance izuku is because i used a stock image for the brain LMAO) but anyways. There is DFO and dadzawa and it is also criminally underrated. Plus Izuku using the capture scarf which is oen of my favorite izuku tropes :D

did i use the time that i couldve spent to revise for chinese finals doing this? yes do i regret it? no idts :}

Edit: I just realized why people are crying about being late and it’s because I didn’t tag them correctly. I am so sorry. :3

Edit 2: i was too late to hyperlink yesterday so here it is.

Mihawk, age 41: *sitting in his castle sipping wine, with Zoro and Perona running around arguing* Not a moment's peace around here.

Mihawk, age 43: *balancing a crying Nemo on his hip while making dinner as Gryphon cleaves the furniture in half, Gabe runs around playing, and Buggy is doing one of his speeches that gets everybody cheering* It's quiet today.

LESBOS. dykes, if you will.

Zoro going to Chopper about this strange reaction Zoro has been having. His hands get sweaty, his heart races, he feels flushed, his tongue feels too big for his mouth...

Chopper confirms that its probably an allergic reaction and Zoro should avoid whatevers causing it!

So Zoro starts trying to avoid the Cook.