I Think If Sanji Was Trans Fem And She Finally Accepted Herself In Her Two Years In Momoiro, She Would

Mihawk, age 41: *sitting in his castle sipping wine, with Zoro and Perona running around arguing* Not a moment's peace around here.

Mihawk, age 43: *balancing a crying Nemo on his hip while making dinner as Gryphon cleaves the furniture in half, Gabe runs around playing, and Buggy is doing one of his speeches that gets everybody cheering* It's quiet today.

'what's for dinner today?'

'kacchan'

every single day. the guy has six sense for when they're playing to show up and walk in front of them.

new recruiter: wait, where are you going..?

dabi, take off running: shush, I've got shit to do

How many times do you think Dabi purposely walks in front of the TV while Shigaraki and Spinner are playing video games just to piss them off?

me, making myself a salad at 3 a.m. before going back to study until sunrise: is THIS how aizawa feels when he comes back from night patrol in the middle of a school week...

i CAN and WILL headcanon half of the mha characters as aroaces and neither you nor god can stop me.

me, giving paper medal with word 'aroace' on it to my favorite character: i give you the greatest honor that i have.

What are some cryptic, strange things Mihawk might've said to Crocodile & Buggy as his way of showing his affection?

"Your gut bacteria needs to be fortified." aka "Please be sure to finish that yogurt in the fridge so you can be healthy"

"Thank you for putting your essence onto my night shirt" aka "Buggy drooled on my shirt and I'm strangely okay with that

"There's a wani stuck in the couch cushions" aka "I would like an excuse to look at Crocodile's dump truck while he's bent over"

"You two are insect joints. You should be very proud of that" aka "you're the bee's knees"

"Hello, whorelots" aka "Hello, whorelots"

thinking about aizawa who came up with his homeless man look purely for job reasons. i mean it's more likely for people at the middle of the night to not notice some hobo then the whole ass hero so aizawa usually has an advantage in a fight or info gathering.

and because UA teachers wear their hero costumes for classes aizawa looks how he looks.

and he and yamada find it hilarious when their students don't recognize them in public when they wearing their civilian clothes.

basically aizawa and yamada are in the different sides of spectrum called 'my students do not recognize me in public because of my hero persona'

'the best form of sabotage is self- sabotage'

— probably deku before break himself all over again to win a fight.

wait a minute... did bones... did bones finally started to draw aN ASS FOR MIC!? god bless, i was waiting here for years

the reason why I'm so in love with league of villains is pretty simple. they are all freaking losers

dabi:

- theatre kid

- has terrible skin

- embodiment of daddy issues

shigaraki:

- gamer

- has terrible skin

- and definitely issues with parental figure

toga:

- a little bit hyperfixated high school fangirl

- probably writes fics about herself and uraraka (and occasionally izuku)

- she has a good skin tho i give her that

- and mommy issues

twice:

- his character arc is build on the fact that he's loser

spinner:

- the guy is basically a lizard

- knowing his love for stain i would say that he has watch To Much of true crime

mr. compress:

- embodiment of old school gay man

- pretty stylish gay man i can respect that

kurogiri:

- Tired Guardian Figure (TM)

ngl i absolutely love some of the hero and support characters *intensive stare at hatsume* but those freaks speak with me in a whole new level

they're pathetic little fuckers and (not to be dramatic) i would die for them and their dynamic