To Any Lisa Cuddy Haters, I Truly Hope You Get What You Deserve

Mirko: Two years ago, I married my best friend.

Mirko: Fuyumi and Touya are still pretty mad about it, but me and Hawks were drunk and thought it was funny.

Todoroki: Why did you invite Bakugo over for Thanksgiving dinner when you haven’t even made anything?

Izuku: I don’t know! I wanted to impress him! How do I cook this turkey?

Todoroki: You’ll have to defrost it first.

Izuku: UGH-

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Izuku and Todoroki, watching the frozen turkey spin in the dryer:

Izuku: I put it on permanent press.

Todoroki: Oh great, now you won’t have to iron it.

Somewhere in another universe

Book nerd Dabi means so much to me. The moment the league gets access to PLF resources that nerd is bee-lining it to the longest sci-fi and mystery books on the shelf. Long, political stories with fucked up characters and fascinating worlds.

Hawks would ask what he’s reading and he’d give a vague response, not expecting the hero to be interested. After all, the league generally gets bored with his explanations after about 5 minutes. But Hawks doesn’t. He listens intently, asking more detailed plot and character questions. And Dabi loves it. It’s been so long since someone has listened to him, since someone cared about what he thought. Without thinking, he delves into the conversation with the hero, explaining and analyzing every detail.

He ends up rambling for damn near two hours. Hawks doesn’t point it out to him, doesn’t want the villain to be embarrassed about it. Especially since he looks so damn cute. His healthy skin is flushed as he passionately talks about the novel’s world building, his movements animated. He has a big smile on his face and Hawks has never seen him so open, so excited about something in his life.

Normally when Dabi smiles it’s wild and feral, or wolf-like and predatory. This is neither. It’s a genuine joy that tugs at the hero’s heart strings and makes him want to spend even more time with the villain.

I think a new boy band is the only thing that can heal the world.

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