16 year old poster: so fcking sick of all the weirdo parashippers in the BFDI fandom, whatever, hope they all violently kill themselves!
19 year old poster: rockstar energy is kind of like if tea was goated
23 year old poster: im going four beers mode
28 year old poster: A wife can also be a daughter if an angel decides it so. But she must have love and a frail waifish body
34 year old poster: i've been enjoying playing metal gear solid 2.. wonderful game (ミ ᵕ ω ᵕ ミ)
45 year old poster: Tired of all the misery posts and doomscrollers on my feed. 😒 I wish Kamala had won, but this f*cked democracy is going to hell in a handbasket. I'm probably screwed. Oh well. At least I have coffee. 😔
6 year old poster: Goopa Troopa Maro And Bowsar Have Battle. And MArio Love. Yosi
Todoroki: Why did you invite Bakugo over for Thanksgiving dinner when you haven’t even made anything?
Izuku: I don’t know! I wanted to impress him! How do I cook this turkey?
Todoroki: You’ll have to defrost it first.
Izuku: UGH-
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Izuku and Todoroki, watching the frozen turkey spin in the dryer:
Izuku: I put it on permanent press.
Todoroki: Oh great, now you won’t have to iron it.
aromantic besties hanging out (kofi request)
When it suddenly crashes on you that it is real and not just a nightmare, and the dam of tears breaks 💔
How come non-canon ships hit different. Especially when its gay for some reason
Thee kiddos
why listen to these so-called "experts" when you could listen to me, a guy who visibly isn't well
woah this character is so cool i wish they were covered in blood their whole body trembling with a look of absolute horror on their face as theyre struggling to breathe in panic
musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction