Unecessarily True Wtf

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

fanfictions aren’t enough i need this man to fuck me

Me today cause it’s snowing 🌨️🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🌨️🌨️🌨️

having a peaceful Friday night (watching lotr behind the scenes footage)

Will recreate this VERBATIM with my own body. This has made it on my bucket list 😈😈😈😈😈

I want every stained glass window artisan to either:

Cower in fear at the thought of my body slamming into their work of art and perfectly portraying the figure on it with a comical expression

OR 🤭🤭

sob literal tears of joy at the miracle of how the window did not shatter into a million pieces at the sheer force of my body’s impact and at the beauty of how life imitates art 🖼️ 🎨 🖌️ 💕💕

visual gag where someone is thrown against a stained glass window and lands in the exact same pose as the holy figure depicted on it

tbh 🤷🏻‍♀️

Always dreaming of being a fairy with the prettiest wings and wildflowers twisted into my hair.

“x reader is so cringe.” to YOU. im reading this shit and having a ball ‼️

hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.

youre my scrunkly