''What Are Your Intentions?''

Random stuff charlie said before, after and during sex with nick

- if i was any more ready i'd be the third rock from the sun

- i am SO GLAD you're not a shark

Wreck me big dad (he ment to say 'daddy' but ended up saying 'dad' and nick has yet to let him live it down)

- (during first time) holy crap... you're not a ken doll

- hey could you carry me to the bathtub and cuddle me while i play with my decoretive rubber duckie collection? I have a bathbomb

- HOLY SHIT IM NEVER GONNA WALK OR WEAR TIGHTS AGAIN

- im scared of having a vagina because of you

- (in dramatic voice) UNHAND ME WOMAN! ... wo-man? Man? Unhand me man? The fuck am i, a gangster getting arrested?

- jesus is a homosexual! Kumbaya!

- i will kill the next girl who hits on you at a party when im litrelly toung deep in your throat right infront of her (this did not happen during or after a party in which nick got hit on)

And finally

- i'd ask you to put a baby in me but im not sure im ready to get fucked that good ever in my life

I just wanna paint a picture here BEFORE I write my meme. Nick is wearing bell pants but they're like EXTREAMLY obnoctius and a bright yellow, the gang is clothes shopping and decided to film something for social media

Heres the meme -

Nick: *turns around and strikes a pose* dont let the buzzcut fool you, i have tits *grabs his man-tits and pushe them up*

*Tara laughes*

Charlie, nonchalontly bc he doesnt know they're filming: you have ass too

Nick, while laughing: CHARLIE

*they burst out laughing*

*camra cuts*

Inspo here 👇

https://youtube.com/shorts/r4pmt-P4MsQ?si=hWQAZNwDeRZgKMz5

''Why mother, why?''

''Becuase child, watermelon''

''What does watermoln have to do with the male reproductive system and shitty human evolution?''

''The answer to everything is watermelon, if its not then you're asking the wrong question''

Saving this for later

I made these as a way to compile all the geographical vocabulary that I thought was useful and interesting for writers. Some descriptors share categories, and some are simplified, but for the most part everything is in its proper place. Not all the words are as useable as others, and some might take tricky wording to pull off, but I hope these prove useful to all you writers out there!

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'Tis the season to start shipping falalalala lala lala

It’s that time of year

He is stupid... thats it... no 'but...', he's just stupid

And pregnant

he may be stupid

I need this in a fic with EVERY SHIP I LIKE

You know those follower forms in game with the facepaint/makeup? Yeahhhhh. At least Narinder tried his best (or worst on purpose)

Alternate ending:

Loving this

(they're watching bluey)

Y'all can't keep letting kon babysit alone

Ikr, sorry for exploading like an angry volcano, my utarus had a tiny demon in it, its fine i just had to profusly bleed for a week, its gone now but itll be back next month... and thats a thret

periods are medieval honestly. like sorry I got suicidal last night turns out I had too much blood in me. yeah no some of it fell out and I'm fine now.

https://youtube.com/shorts/vN_3DE6yYFA?si=niT8LvFIC-_qik3F

No one should have to live like this

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