Idk Dude, But If Him And Charlie Are The One In Same Better Hope Both Their Partners Can Diliver

Charlie: hey Nick, tits or ass?

Nick: ✨️personality✨️

Charlie:...

Nick:...

Charlie, sarcastically: wow Nick, how abalist of you *choking down a laugh* some of us have personality dissorders, you really should start learning to apritiate *fails misrebly* my nonexistent TITS *laughs*

Nick: ... no offence babe but you're build like a door *starts laughing* the only asset you have is how batshit crazy you are *laughing histerically*

Canon, 100% canon, happened in every universe they ended up together, yes.

Logan, drunk af: “I love Wade… he’s so pretty, I want him now. I want to love him and kiss him and fuck him. He is so- I love him. Don’t tell him Kay?

Wade: Kay.

Beutiful

Eva Funderburgh

love her work

This took me 5 minutes...

Spot the difference (level impossible)

And:

- deadpool killed another version of him because he was abusing his dog

A Friendly Reminder

- Deadpool is insecure - Deadpool has chronic pain - Deadpool is submissive in bed - Deadpool is pansexual - Deadpool lifts up his mask so Hawkeye can read his lips - Deadpool is a blonde - Deadpool’s initials are WWW - Deadpool had an abusive father - Deadpool’s mother died from cancer - Deadpool fell in love with a teenager - Deadpool left her because he didn’t want to hurt her - Deadpool had a daughter - Deadpool didn’t believe she was his because she was too beautiful - Deadpool had to be dragged away from his daughter’s dead body by Cap and Wolverine - Deadpool carries Hello Kitty band aids - Deadpool is good with kids - Deadpool can’t be killed by Ghost Rider because he doesn’t think he’s done anything wrong - Deadpool hates himself - Deadpool used to curl up in a ball and mumble about his skin hurting - Deadpool is married to the queen of the undead - Deadpool reads his own comics

Conclusion: Wade Winston Wilson is a beautiful man who must be protected.

Can someone help me with my AO3? theres nothing wrong with it i just dont know how to use it or what a bookmark is

I like to think of charlie as a mini celebrety. Theres a small second hand shop he goes to once a week, he's great friends with all 4 of the workers there, the elderly owners see him as a grandchild, he cleans the book section, they give him a free snack if he's had a bad day. He volentiers at both the homeless shelter and elderly home, all the old people LOVE him! He knows all the stories of every homeless person and elderly grandparent in town. He went to a summercamp where he got so good with the equipment they had at their wherehouse he got a job as an unpaid instructer there at the age of 7 since he was better then the actuall workers, most of the kids in camp came from tpugh homes so they started seeing him as a parental figure, he (emotionaly) has 30 kids now, almost half of them are older then him, he attends every game, dance and play they are in and gives them advice and a place to stay if they get kicked out, he's also close with many buisness owners in town and got his kids jobs to help them. He's super close with a local gang that used to be 4 gangs that he got to work together when he was 6, they are now doing comunity work as self defence trainers and did time in jail as punishment for their crimes and thanks to him they work with the police to help homeless kids driven to lifes of crime and to help clear the streats from violence to make them safer and they even do gun safty lectures in school. He has multiple friends in the police fource and goes undercover for them to help them bust drug oparations, he even babysat one of the cop's kids, his name is gladius he's married to a semi-blind detective named asher and they have 3 kids and 2 dogs

25 posts!

All hail the holy potato!

Ikr, sorry for exploading like an angry volcano, my utarus had a tiny demon in it, its fine i just had to profusly bleed for a week, its gone now but itll be back next month... and thats a thret

periods are medieval honestly. like sorry I got suicidal last night turns out I had too much blood in me. yeah no some of it fell out and I'm fine now.