Sometimes When Nick Phisically Clocks Out From His Job As A Kindergarden Teacher He Forgets To Mentally

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At first i didnt get it but then i just realised and i was like ''OMG A POLYCULE!!!!'' and i got so excited

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(insert punk rock version of 'Here comes the bride')

Sorry it took me a while!

Marvel AU heartstopper where Charlie could get pregnant could me SO funny IMO.

Nick and Charlie talk about having kids and adoption (bc Nick doesnt know his bf can GET pregnant) and so Charlie is like ''y'know what? Im gonna surprise him with a baby real quick'' so he starts planing these elaborate dates to sleep with Nick bc Nick is a gentalman who wouldnt have sex with Charlie that amount of times a month unless it was initiated by Charlie taking him on dates and asking him to have sex which he would gladly do whenever he just doesnt want to push Charlie to do things he's uncomfy with.

One day Nick is about to go on this big mission for the avengers (Nick is a spidy veriant) and before he goes Charlie just randomly says ''good luck, and by the way im like, pregnant, so dont die becuase i am carrying your child and it would suck if you died right now like, it'd be poeticly tragic if you did'' and then Nick is like ''you're WHAT?'' And Charlie just goes ''im pregnant'' and Nick says ''what do you mean PREGNANT?'' Really loudly and Charlie just says ''i meanyou said you wanted to make a baby so i did...

I made a baby''

And thats how Nick found out Charlie was pregnant, do with this as you will and meme about it in the comments. This has POTENTIAL!

Trying to get into a ''men writing women drawn litrelly'' lavendertown video by describing my fem characters since im technically a man (the magic of ✨️gender fluidity✨️ never seaces to amaze) day 2

Character: Cinder Fyre

It was a long day for Charlie, school was too long today, he had 2 tests, he stupidly brought only one sandwhich and an apple forgetting he had no money on him and so after almost 9 hours of school spaning over 10 classes he was finally heading home.

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That was until he missed his bus.

Naturally, missing his bus ment walking home, but he was so hungry his stomech hurt, he needed a rest. He stopped by his favorite store, Burny & Cinders, a local food and second hand shop selling jewlery, clothing, books and everyday items second hand, as well as food that was 'not previusly owned' as Burny would say. He walked inside, the bell wrang ''hi Cinder'' he said, his voice was numb ''hi Charli- oh, oh goodness, are you alright?'' She asked, her wrinkled face expressed concern, her curly, firey red hair - which had started gaining white ashy streaks in it long ago - rested on her shoulders which were covered in a purple shawl, she had a flower hairpin in her hair, ''oh, Burny! Burny! Where are you, I need you start the hotdog mechine'' she called to her husbend in the mini kitchen, her voice was soft and deep, her tone was motherly ''you must be starving, its past four PM and you've probebly just gotten out of school! Sit down, i'll go get you a hotdog, on the house'' she usherd charlie to sit on the chair, something which was slightly harder considuring how short she was, her hight came with her age turning her from an avregly highted slightly chubby women to a short slightly chubby women, she was always this kind though, there was never a time she wasnt this sweet ''I cant except this Cinder, i have to pay you'' Charlie said ''noncense!'' She answered ''trust me darling, you do enough to earn this, if it werent for you Sasha and Sock would have to orgenise and clean the bookshelve by themselves, it's tedius! No one can do it like you, and no one else has time to do it, if it werent for you no one would touch the book section'' she said laughing ''thanks'' Charlie said, a slight smile playing on his lips ''Burny! Put a hotdog on the grill!'' She paused for a moment ''and add some fries too''

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When i was trying out for IASA i tried out for the spirit science school branch, in hebrew the word for 'spirit' and 'wind' are the same which let me say stuff like ''im trying out for wind branch'' and ''wind school was fun, but i didnt get excepted'' very funny

taking a class on sex this semester which has resulted in many fun things like "sex activity" and "sex final" being added to my planner. being very mature and serious about this .