:( Bummer, Where Can I Read Said Short? Are There Others?

Incorrect heartstopper quotes

Transphobe: gender is whats in your pants

Charlie: then whats my gender? A pink sparkly ✨️dildo✨️?

*tv static noises*

David: gay guys are stupid

Charlie: y'know with how much time you spend thinking about gay guys im starting to think you're really stupid

*tv static noises*

Nick: mom im walking the dog

Sarah: no you're not bitch, the dog's walking you

*tv static noises*

Tao: trans girls are wierd sometimes

Elle: babe im topping you tonight

Tao: NO YOU'RE NOT-

*tv static noises*

Thats it for now, love you, bye!! ♡

I love this. I need this in a fanfic YESTERDAY. If the og writer of this post @rosesradio is reading this, if you have an ao3 or wattpad please bless me with a link to your account and tell me if you wrote this prompt or not yet, its fabules!!

The children of Poseidon are fertile, really fertile. Especially during certain lunar periods. Jason has to cope alone when the moon is especially full, almost blue or gold, and Percy curses his father. Even a condom or pills won't help.

okayy, i love this 👀 (honestly surpirsed i haven't actually written mpreg or a/b/o type things, though it's on my Vaguely in the Future List)

i could see this coinciding with jason in a curious way. even though he's not technically part wolf, it's kind of a given he'd have wolf-like behaviors. i'd be curious if these same moon cycles inspire a heat within him (or would it be a rutt? for as much abo as i've read sometimes i get the terms confused). it would be the worst coincidence if the time that jason needs percy most is the time he can't have him due to such a high pregnancy risk.

ofc, when given something tempting & forbidden, the question is who would break first?

you have jason, who continually wants to break out of that box of leadership, who wants to be gentle & take care of percy during these lunar cycles. he wants to respect percy's wishes, because in what world would they be ready for a child? at the same time, though, his mind is screaming at him about how good percy looks (& would look while pregnant 👀), how he needs to mate, etc.

then you have percy, who was always a rule-breaker, though he is serious about the uncertainty of kids. he wants to be responsible in this, to not tie jason down (despite jason being ready to Pop The Question & Die for him at a moment's notice lmao). still, his brain is barraging him with thoughts of what a good dad jason would be, of how much he needs jason to breed him Like Yesterday

ultimately, i think it'd be fun to see like a cat-&-mouse, will-they-won't-they of "i wanna respect your decision but also i'm gonna lose my mind if i can't have you right now" situation on both ends. it would probably end with percy seducing jason ("seducing" being as tame as wearing shorts & eating a popsicle around him tbh, these guys don't take much lmao) before jason is bending percy over the nearest available surface to finally give in, pregnancy or otherwise.

Can someone help me with my AO3? theres nothing wrong with it i just dont know how to use it or what a bookmark is

Went on a walk, the mushroom is still here

I love this animation so much! What rout is this? Is it from the actual game?

Found my fav Slay the Princess route recently. Dragon my beloved. Your horrifying beak mouth was an impossible-to-refuse lip syncing challenge 💖

Shoutouts to @blacktabbygames for making such a cool game!

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Guess it's true what my parents say, I develope an opinion wey too fast lol

When Nick and Charlie went to deadpool and wolverin they went as deadpool and wolverin and they had the most HEATED argument about who should cosplay who at the end of which they both agreed that Charlie would go as Wade/deadpool becuase he tells both dirtier jokes and more dirty jokes than Nick and that Nick would go as Logen/wolverin becuase his obsession with fruit juices could be considured as the most alcohol free, minor-safe equivalent to alcoholism

I like to think of charlie as a mini celebrety. Theres a small second hand shop he goes to once a week, he's great friends with all 4 of the workers there, the elderly owners see him as a grandchild, he cleans the book section, they give him a free snack if he's had a bad day. He volentiers at both the homeless shelter and elderly home, all the old people LOVE him! He knows all the stories of every homeless person and elderly grandparent in town. He went to a summercamp where he got so good with the equipment they had at their wherehouse he got a job as an unpaid instructer there at the age of 7 since he was better then the actuall workers, most of the kids in camp came from tpugh homes so they started seeing him as a parental figure, he (emotionaly) has 30 kids now, almost half of them are older then him, he attends every game, dance and play they are in and gives them advice and a place to stay if they get kicked out, he's also close with many buisness owners in town and got his kids jobs to help them. He's super close with a local gang that used to be 4 gangs that he got to work together when he was 6, they are now doing comunity work as self defence trainers and did time in jail as punishment for their crimes and thanks to him they work with the police to help homeless kids driven to lifes of crime and to help clear the streats from violence to make them safer and they even do gun safty lectures in school. He has multiple friends in the police fource and goes undercover for them to help them bust drug oparations, he even babysat one of the cop's kids, his name is gladius he's married to a semi-blind detective named asher and they have 3 kids and 2 dogs

I do not know what this is but it made me laugh so...

'Tis the season to stab ra-anch falalalala lala lala

I need this fic

Since I can't hardly find anything for preggy sidlink, imma need to do it myself.

A couple posts back, I came up with a dramatic thought that Sidon goes into a horny craze and shags Link, on the verge of making him unconscious.

So my current thought is, while Sidon is being apologetic the entire time afterward, Link doesn't seem to get better. Hungry, nervous, but a near constant ache in his body. It's like all of his stamina is being depleted. Sidon fears the worst: he hates him. Lady Yona, care taker of Zora's Domain, opts to help she sees how it's grating on her fiancé.

Idk through Zora-ness, she figured out the situation. She's trying to be there for Sidon's best (boy)friend but Link is just like ??? Because damn, horny spiral ham consequences and someone's going to need to tell Sidon about it. Yona maybe gives him options (and a timeline) and Link is just beside himself. He's caught between wanting keep the little landshark because he loves Sidon and not wanting to hurt Sidon because he already beat himself up over what happened. And that doesn't even touch how it would look politically.

Meanwhile it's been weeks and he's gone from wearing the frostbite set to full cover everywhere. He's spending more time with Yona and she has told Sidon nothing because it would go against Link's wishes if she had. He wanted to be able to say something himself. Sidon is just kicking himself and tries to not hurt when Link turns away when he enters.

I'll come up with more later. I need this