When Nick And Charlie Went To Deadpool And Wolverin They Went As Deadpool And Wolverin And They Had The

Can someone help me with my AO3? theres nothing wrong with it i just dont know how to use it or what a bookmark is

When i was trying out for IASA i tried out for the spirit science school branch, in hebrew the word for 'spirit' and 'wind' are the same which let me say stuff like ''im trying out for wind branch'' and ''wind school was fun, but i didnt get excepted'' very funny

taking a class on sex this semester which has resulted in many fun things like "sex activity" and "sex final" being added to my planner. being very mature and serious about this .

More incorrect heartstopper quotes (brought to you by your dearest sammy (*ゝω･*)~):

Tao: you cant solve all of your problems with sad flute music

Darcy: *gasp* you hurt him!

Charlie: I CAN TRY!

*que horribly played flute sounds*

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*on a random online platform*

Tao - top 5 women?

Charlie - bro i cant even top one lol [two drums and a cymble fall from the ceeling, killing me instently]

Tara - you cant even name 5 women! Apolagize. Apolagize to women

Charlie - i tried, but all the women i asked already had names

(Inspo - https://youtube.com/shorts/Vdh6sNCfxL0?si=yiwKj9yUHoP_kXwb)

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Charlie: aww, i cant find patty

Nick: who's patty?

Charlie: my pet jumping spider

Nick: *aracnophobia senses tingling*

Nick: YOUR PET JUMPING WHAT???

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LOOK AT THEM!!!! SO CUTE!!! IF UR SEEING THIS GO SHOW THE ARTIST SOME LOVE THIS IS TOO CUTE OMFG

50/50 chance i’ll delete these but idk

bebe spectral

This took me 5 minutes...

Spot the difference (level impossible)

Thank you @impalas-arsenal and everyone who got me to 5 reblogs!

I have no clue what this is lol

Nick and Charlie doing the ''where'' trend

C: a confused lesbian

N: WHERE?

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N: a tall blond dude

C: WHERE?

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C: a supportive loving father

N: WHERE?

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N: my mum

C: WHERE?

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C: a brother that doesnt hate you

N: WHERE?

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N: emotional stability

C: WHERE?

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C: a knife!

N: NO

*cue histerical laughing as Charlie runs away from Nick with the camra w/ mission impossible music edited in before the video cuts*

Marvel AU heartstopper where Charlie could get pregnant could me SO funny IMO.

Nick and Charlie talk about having kids and adoption (bc Nick doesnt know his bf can GET pregnant) and so Charlie is like ''y'know what? Im gonna surprise him with a baby real quick'' so he starts planing these elaborate dates to sleep with Nick bc Nick is a gentalman who wouldnt have sex with Charlie that amount of times a month unless it was initiated by Charlie taking him on dates and asking him to have sex which he would gladly do whenever he just doesnt want to push Charlie to do things he's uncomfy with.

One day Nick is about to go on this big mission for the avengers (Nick is a spidy veriant) and before he goes Charlie just randomly says ''good luck, and by the way im like, pregnant, so dont die becuase i am carrying your child and it would suck if you died right now like, it'd be poeticly tragic if you did'' and then Nick is like ''you're WHAT?'' And Charlie just goes ''im pregnant'' and Nick says ''what do you mean PREGNANT?'' Really loudly and Charlie just says ''i meanyou said you wanted to make a baby so i did...

I made a baby''

And thats how Nick found out Charlie was pregnant, do with this as you will and meme about it in the comments. This has POTENTIAL!

I dont think I've ever wanted anything more then i wanted a dissabled heartstopper AU:

• charlie gets his right leg amputaded from the knee down when he was 10 so for his and nick's aniverserry nick got him a peg leg and a piret outfit and took him to the beach so he could run in the sand while that one really bad flute cover of that one song from pirets of the carabian plays from nicks phone on full volum

• blind charlie au where nick takes him to a museam and describes all the art to him in an extreamly detailed mannor, he also painted the edge of all the 'hard' furniture and stairs/steps in his apartment in bright neon yellow when they started dating since charlie can see contrast better and all of nick's floors are a purply shade of gray, he did it so charlie wouldnt trip or fall while he was getting used to living with nick and to the layout of the apartment

• adhd charlie × autistic nick where charlie knows nick shows affection with phisical contact and the warmth it give calms him so he gets him a plushie with a heart shaped microwave heat pad so he can sleep better, nick likes bluey so charlie buys him murch and charlie has a deadpool and woolverine hyperfixation so nick took him to watch the movie when it came out

• au where charlie was born with nothing below his right elbow and nick carries him around bc he likes being carried and charlie holds onto him with his legs and left arm like a koala

I NEED THIS!!!

(I forgot this but)

• deaf nick × selectivly mute and shy charlie, need i say more?

''Why mother, why?''

''Becuase child, watermelon''

''What does watermoln have to do with the male reproductive system and shitty human evolution?''

''The answer to everything is watermelon, if its not then you're asking the wrong question''

I feel like Nathan from heartstopper should be jewish, mainly because im jewish and my dad is friends with a maroco desent jewish woman which means we go to Mimonas almost every year after passover and i feel like Nathan would have a maroco desent jewish friend and would go to Mimonas and drag Youssef with him during their first year together, i feel like Youssef himself would come from a christian-islamic household but he himself is an athiest that celebrates islam and christian holidays but doesnt practice any religius activity, and he definitly was never quite exposed to other religions or holidays. Nathan practices less then most jews, he'd do shabat dinner and he'll definitly celebrate the holidays but for stuff like passover he celebrates with friends and never hosts.

Which brings me to the Mimona.

One random day Nathan tells Youssef its a holiday named passover and he's headed to passover dinner with his friends and asks Youssef if he wants to come. Youssef says no because he's tired and for the next 2 weeks Nathen just wont eat bread and wont explain why because he assums Youssef just knows when he doesnt, then after 2 weeks Nathen comes over to Youssef and he goes ''babe, go put on something nice, we're going to my friend Moshit for a Mimona'' and Youssef asks ''whats that?'' And he says ''maroco desent household tradition now get dressed'' 10 minutes later they're at a strangers house with arabic and hebrew music blasting on the speakers, a bunch of people speaking hebrew and a group of 6 women, a tall muscular dude and 4 teenage girls in the kitchen working over boiling pots of oil with dough and baking sheets making what looks to be deformed doughnuts (sphinge) and wierd dough pancakes stacked ontop of eachother (mophleta). Within 0.3 seconds Nathen is in the kitchen cheering and singing in hebrew and helping make sphinge with a middle aged woman, the tall muscular dude and a 16 yearold girl, who apon spoting her he picks her up, dough in hand, and spins her around before giving her a kiss on the cheek. After all the dough is too watery to work Nathan goes to the livingroom and starts to dance to the arabic and hebrew music playing on the tv speakers, someone, god knows who, hands him a baby, he holds her for aproximetly 5 minutes and just dances with her until her father comes back, they kiss eachother on the cheek and he leaves, Nathan is soon joined by the 16 yearold girl from earlyer, she calls him 'uncle Shmoopi' for some reason, apon asking Nathan tells Youssef that ''Shmoopi is everyone that isnt me'' which explains NOTHING before proceeding to feed him a sphinge, then for some reason Charlie Spring is there because his parents are ALSO friends with Moshit and he's friend with the 16 yearold girl, Sunny, and has been her friend for 12 years and they both speak hebrew, suddenly 'fireball' plays. 5 hours later at 1 AM Nathan is drunk off his feet and will probably enter a food coma the moment he comes home because of all the carbs he's eaten that night. Youssef drives home and he has NO CLUE what the FUCK just happend, right before they leave Charlie and Sunny ask if they can go with and have a sleepover, both their parents said yes, Nathan agrees, they proceed to spend the next two hours making a baked cheesecake with cranberry syrup on top while watching an Israeli show named 'checkout' on Netflix.

Youssef's most chaotic night ever

He loved it

They're doing it again next year