Nick And Charlie Like To Joke About How Charlie Is ''magical'' In Bed

Random stuff charlie said before, after and during sex with nick

- if i was any more ready i'd be the third rock from the sun

- i am SO GLAD you're not a shark

Wreck me big dad (he ment to say 'daddy' but ended up saying 'dad' and nick has yet to let him live it down)

- (during first time) holy crap... you're not a ken doll

- hey could you carry me to the bathtub and cuddle me while i play with my decoretive rubber duckie collection? I have a bathbomb

- HOLY SHIT IM NEVER GONNA WALK OR WEAR TIGHTS AGAIN

- im scared of having a vagina because of you

- (in dramatic voice) UNHAND ME WOMAN! ... wo-man? Man? Unhand me man? The fuck am i, a gangster getting arrested?

- jesus is a homosexual! Kumbaya!

- i will kill the next girl who hits on you at a party when im litrelly toung deep in your throat right infront of her (this did not happen during or after a party in which nick got hit on)

And finally

- i'd ask you to put a baby in me but im not sure im ready to get fucked that good ever in my life

I should listen to these

Podcasts I’ve listened to, in the order I’ve listened to them…

LOOK AT THEM!!!! SO CUTE!!! IF UR SEEING THIS GO SHOW THE ARTIST SOME LOVE THIS IS TOO CUTE OMFG

50/50 chance i’ll delete these but idk

bebe spectral

Ah yes, the struggles of having a short king boyfriend who becomes twice your hight when he turns into an animal!

Werewolverine sketchbook spread, I love drawing this guy, what's not to love about a gigantic mustelid

I love this. I need this in a fanfic YESTERDAY. If the og writer of this post @rosesradio is reading this, if you have an ao3 or wattpad please bless me with a link to your account and tell me if you wrote this prompt or not yet, its fabules!!

The children of Poseidon are fertile, really fertile. Especially during certain lunar periods. Jason has to cope alone when the moon is especially full, almost blue or gold, and Percy curses his father. Even a condom or pills won't help.

okayy, i love this 👀 (honestly surpirsed i haven't actually written mpreg or a/b/o type things, though it's on my Vaguely in the Future List)

i could see this coinciding with jason in a curious way. even though he's not technically part wolf, it's kind of a given he'd have wolf-like behaviors. i'd be curious if these same moon cycles inspire a heat within him (or would it be a rutt? for as much abo as i've read sometimes i get the terms confused). it would be the worst coincidence if the time that jason needs percy most is the time he can't have him due to such a high pregnancy risk.

ofc, when given something tempting & forbidden, the question is who would break first?

you have jason, who continually wants to break out of that box of leadership, who wants to be gentle & take care of percy during these lunar cycles. he wants to respect percy's wishes, because in what world would they be ready for a child? at the same time, though, his mind is screaming at him about how good percy looks (& would look while pregnant 👀), how he needs to mate, etc.

then you have percy, who was always a rule-breaker, though he is serious about the uncertainty of kids. he wants to be responsible in this, to not tie jason down (despite jason being ready to Pop The Question & Die for him at a moment's notice lmao). still, his brain is barraging him with thoughts of what a good dad jason would be, of how much he needs jason to breed him Like Yesterday

ultimately, i think it'd be fun to see like a cat-&-mouse, will-they-won't-they of "i wanna respect your decision but also i'm gonna lose my mind if i can't have you right now" situation on both ends. it would probably end with percy seducing jason ("seducing" being as tame as wearing shorts & eating a popsicle around him tbh, these guys don't take much lmao) before jason is bending percy over the nearest available surface to finally give in, pregnancy or otherwise.

Thank you @impalas-arsenal and everyone who got me to 5 reblogs!

I have no clue what this is lol

Nick and Charlie doing the ''where'' trend

C: a confused lesbian

N: WHERE?

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N: a tall blond dude

C: WHERE?

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C: a supportive loving father

N: WHERE?

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N: my mum

C: WHERE?

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C: a brother that doesnt hate you

N: WHERE?

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N: emotional stability

C: WHERE?

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C: a knife!

N: NO

*cue histerical laughing as Charlie runs away from Nick with the camra w/ mission impossible music edited in before the video cuts*

Trying to get into a ''men writing women drawn litrelly'' lavendertown video by describing my fem characters since im technically a man (the magic of ✨️gender fluidity✨️ never seaces to amaze) day 1

Character: Kurai Akiko Shoya

Suddenly, and arrow hit the tree behind Charlie ''you missed'' he said nochalontly, the girl laughed ''i was aming for the red dot, not your face Charles'' she said, her poster was playful and she was slouching in an exagerated way before moving her hand to her hip and looking at him with a playful expression ''such a shame, I'm starting to miss Thantos'' he said smiling, she laughed. Her wavy, cocolate brown hair was in a half up half down style, Charlie never understood why she put so much effort into keeping it wavy since it was naturally straight but from what she told him it was probebly in an attempt to look more like her adoptive father, the two were totally diffrent in apearence, he had white hair, pale skin and cold red eyes but her hair was a dark, chocolaty brown, her eyes were a deep hazel and her skin was brown like the fur of a brown baer, she wanted to look like her dad but her hair was the only thing she could make look like him so she changed it to match him. 'She looks nice today' Charlie thought, he was right, she was wearing her favorite outfit, a black tanktop with a dark camo jachet and matching pants, she also wore combat boots, adding some hight to her already tall stature, her arrows were in her basket that was straped to her back and her jacket was way off her shoulders showing off her lupa's pack tattoo, a black bow and arrow, stretched and ready to be shot, right on her right upper arm, she was smiling, and her eyes seemed to gleem with excitment ''you'll see him soon enough, the family gathering is next week'' she said as she went to hug him, he huged her back.

AND THE NOBINERY DASIES! its ''gays, ladies, and non-binary dasies'' not ''gays and ladies''!

great year for the nerds, girls and gays

Whe god created me: *checks off 'all of the above' box*

before you write: THINK!

is it Tender?

is it Homoerotic?

is it Implicitly homosexual?

is it Noticeably repressed?

is it Kind of gay?