Oh Yummy!!!!!

Pictures of Chris I think are hella hot

I would so fucking watch this!!! Take my money...

I'd definitely watch the shit out of this romcom

Oh i can imagine the possibilites

this bucky with this steve

Hahahahahah I love it!!!!

Omfg?!??! 😍🥰🥴😚🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

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Who do you think is a ass man and who is a breast man out of all the Cevans dudes? ;)

Thank you, nonnie, for the Ask. I love it!

Now, this question has been answered in various ways by various people. But it's all in how we personally see the characters. So, I will happily indulge, if you forgive how long this response became. I'll have to use a cut.

Ransom Drysdale

Ransom is totally an ass man. Probably because he can relate.

It’s why you’re never allowed to wear panties when you’re walking around the house. You’re better off anyway. So many have been torn and thrown aside each time he sees your shirt rise over your bum as you stretch to reach something on the tallest shelf in the kitchen.

Ransom may or may not have designed where he’s placed items just to take advantage of the fact.

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Mike Weiss

Mike Weiss is an ass guy, too. But mostly because he loves doing lines of coke off those sweet, round globes. And as he drags his nose across the line, he’s always sure to dip in between your cheeks to tongue your hole. It’s a high all on its own.

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Steve Rogers

Steve is Switzerland. Neutral. Ladies in his day didn't wear low-cut tops, but they did have form-fitting dresses. So, watching you walk ahead of him, your ass swaying back and forth, reminds him of his youth. He's hard, instantly, as young men often are. But it's more because he imagines himself picking you up, your legs wrapping around his waist as he carries you across the bedroom, large hands holding you by your bum. He’s a romantic at heart, and having you close to his chest while he can still fondle you, makes his heart sing.

But when he’s feral, which usually happens after a mission, or when Tony's simply pissed him off, he loves nothing more than to watch your breasts bounce as he fucks into you. But he never fucks you this way for long. Even though he often prefers cumming inside your various holes, there’s something about pushing your breasts together so he can slide his cock back and forth as you tickle his tip, that makes him lose his mind. Even though he ends up shooting his load over your face and neck this way, he can’t help thinking about how your breasts will swell so full and round when he finally breeds you.

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Ari Levinson

Ari is another neutral because he just loves every inch of you. From your pinky toe that he sucks on when's rubbing your tired feet at the end of the day as you're stretched out on the couch. To your eyes that spill tears as he's ruining you with his mouth, fingers, and cock.

In fact, he loves all of you so much, he’s often doing the work of two or three men when he ravages you. Three or four fingers stretching out your mouth as you coat them in your spit while his cock is kissing your cervix on every thrust as he drags himself over your silky, aching, walls, angling his hips so his pelvis brushes your clit. His free hand isn’t so free. It’s under your bum, fingers up your ass while his lips take turns tucking on each nipple.

Ari’s got you covered.

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Andy Barber

Andy loves boobs. Sure, he enjoys sinking into your tight hole as his fingers dip into your ass cheeks for leverage as he's pumping into you.

But your ass is like prime-rib. Beautiful to taste and dine on, but best savoured in small doses and on special occasions.

No. He loves your breasts. They're the perfectly well-seasoned chicken breasts he wants every damn night. Great for any occasion!

Which is why you always make a show of leaning over to tie your shoes or rub lotion on your legs after a shower. Andy enjoys the view and you enjoy the way your nipples respond to his attention. He’s usually on you quick. Sometimes, after a particularly grueling day, you think he treats them more like stress balls. It’s not unpleasant, but it usually makes you smirk, especially when you’re minding your own business, cleaning up after dinner, and he just walks by, taking hold of one, squeezing, then letting go and carrying on about his task without a word spoken otherwise.

But when he’s relaxed and lounging on the sofa and those hands wander - he can get you off just by the expert attention he gives them. You’re not sure how you cum with his mouth high above your clit, but you do, and you chalk it up to a man that just knows what he’s doing.

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Curtis Everett

Curtis is all about the ass. He's stuck on a train with hundreds of people. He sees boobs often, with the number of children always being born and the need to nourish them. But your ass, he purposely lets you go ahead, just so he can ogle your caboose (yeah. I went there)

It's always covered by your pants and he enjoys unwrapping his prize after he's trapped you in a corner. And let's face it, he's got a lot of anger to release, and the best way of doing that is grabbing hold of those fleshy cheeks and taking you to pound town. And this man loves nothing more than owning. He loves leaning back and watching as he slides in and out of you. You take him so well, and your ass never looks better than when it’s full of him.

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Colin Shea

Sweet man, Colin. He loves your ass, but it's your beautiful nipples that he loves to suck on for hours as he slides in and out of your heat, fingers stroking softly against the underside of your breasts. He loves those pretty sounds you make when he does, and it only makes him harder, knowing that he’ll be the best you ever had.

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Nick Vaughan

Nick is another boob guy. Not to toot his own horn (yep. Went there again) but he lavishes so much attention on them when he makes love to you, that you think you’ll die if he ever pulls away from them. His favourite thing is drawing a bath, rose petals sprinkled throughout, then pulling you in against his chest just so he could massage them and watch them buoy above the surface. He’ll busy himself with massaging you with that special foamy soap you love, and watch in awe as he brings clean water up to wash the soap away, and it makes a river between your breasts to travel back down to the bath.

He’ll get you off. Later. But he’ll do it with as much attention paid to your boobs as parts much lower

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Jake Jensen

Jake is all about the ladies. He worships them.

No really. He actually has a shrine of close-up photos in his tactical bag to remind him to not be stupid on missions and get home safely, just so he can rest his head on your love balloons.

You swear you wake in the night to his soft murmurs of adoration toward them as he takes a nipple in his mouth and falls back to sleep, your breast soothing him like a soother.

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I'm not even bothering with Johnny. We all agree he loves the ass because you cry the softest sounds when he turns up the heat as he's seated inside you.

Honourable Mentions:

Jake Wyker: He's young and a jock. He'll take it all and probably has no idea how to properly enjoy them.

Hayden: Harvard men are usually ass men, but this boy loves to go against the grain. He loves your boobs.

Freezy: Probably more of an ass guy, but that might be because he has easy access to it with you bound and gagged face-down on his bed.

omfg!!! I just love him so damn much.. How can someone be so damn hot and not know i exist!!!!! His face in the second gif is just ugh!!!!

Steve Rogers in Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)  

so damn true!!! Fell in love with him when i was 14 watching Not Another Teen Movie.. Now i am 34 and he still is my celebrity crush!!!!!!!!

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