Stan’s Taking The Title Of Tumblr Sexyman 2025 With Humility. Totally. Ford Is Concerned.

I am begging conspiracy theorists to do what they do best this one time.

If I had a nickel for every time a public figure died after a Tumblr sexyman competition id have 2 nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

the fuck you mean the pope just died right after the tumblr sexyman contest 2025 edition

how does this keep happening

edit: THE FUCK YOU MEAN TRISHA PAYTAS IS PREGNANT-

Wait wait wait, so you're telling me, that not only did Stan win the Tumblr Sexyman contest on Weed Day, BUT HE ALSO SOMEHOW KILLED THE FUCKING POPE?!

So Pope Francis met with JD Vance on Easter Sunday, giving another go at explaining compassion to him, then dies the following day

Im not saying these two things are connected, but if I was writing this book people would be criticizing me for hitting them over the head with obvious symbolism.

Displayed on the Old North Church in Boston, MA on April 18, 2025, the 250th anniversary of Paul Revere’s ride.

Photo source: silencedogoodboston, the group behind this idea

so my twitter feed pointed out something...interesting

I'd like to remember Pope Francis as the Pope who called a ton of priests faggots, apologized for it, then called them all faggots again