HEY SO WHAT DID THAT ENDING MEAN HARLAN?? HARLAN IM GONNA LOSE MY MIND WHO WAS HE TALKING TO???? WHAT

"I asked ChatGPT--"

Yeah well, I asked the wasps nest in my attic. It sang its answer so beautifully to me, but I am so very afraid of it. Perhaps it will soothe my itching soul...

micheal perchance

the ceaseless watcher needs to rest its eyes just for a minute just for a little bit

imagine if u did this to the anglerfish

*offers you a cigarette except out of a crayon box and it's a crayon*

guys this feels oddly illegal like wdym we’re getting NEW tma universe lore post-season-five…

I can't do this anymore

is it cool if I invite my decapitated head

with each of these sam episodes i feel like one of those dogs when their owner pretends to say all their favorite words except it’s a podcast and i’m insane

the freaky horror guy who makes children cursed toys when u don’t wanna sit in the chair he bought (it was sixty euro!!)

martin blackwood probably