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How Many Batmen Do We Need? by Andrew Barth Feldman

GHOULETTES! GHOULETTES IN PRETTY OUTFITS!!!!!

Okay alright go with me on this

V, but as a “came back wrong”

Like, what if the vampire fixation and the references to him existing beyond the veil of time were actually pointing to the fact that he didn’t survive the attempts of the church to purify him? What if he was supposed to be retrieved at some point, Sister had it in her plans, but before that could happen he was killed for the natural inclinations towards darkness that he started showing??

What if his death presented one of the most perfect vessels that had ever existed for the entity that lays claim to the Papas?

What if he actually IS a vampire? Brought back from the dead for unholy divine purposes?? But undeniably not altogether human anymore?

Now imagine the pack dreading getting a new Papa, not sure how they’re going to handle another strange human creating bonds and having to get used to them and know them. But what they get instead is more creature than man, and for the first time they have a Papa who is naturally inclined towards their instincts and pack dynamics.

Imagine them figuring out within the first few weeks that he’s needed blood this whole time and hasn’t told anyone. Dew cuts himself open on his guitar in rehearsal and V just freezes, eyes blown wide and fangs elongating until they’re visible poking past his lips. The pack all having the realization at the same exact time, and Dew walking over with a frantically beating heart to offer V his hand.

Y’all I’m swiftly careening into full blown AU territory with this one 😂😂

None of this is derogatory btw I actually love this dynamic for us. Keep up the good work everybody 👍

lonely people are like nooooo i love the silence i love being by myself and then you ask them how their day has been and they tear up a bit

i know, i know, tiktok, but he's the funniest guy ever

cardinal copia serving unsettling christmas cunt 🌟

The X-Men by Adam Murphy! Phenomenal!

why is it called a "stick" of butter. that is blatantly a The Ingot

You don’t realize how good you have it til you lose institutional JSTOR access