Babygirl You Are So Off-putting And Weird. I Need You Carnally

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How to read X-Men?

For the dear X-Men fans that came in through 97 (or the movies) and are confused as to where to start the comics! Don't let the internet fool you, there is only one way and it is by starting with Giant size X-Men #1 (1975). No I am not kidding, it truly is the only right way to get the full story😭 (unless you want to go ALL THE WAY to 1963, I don't necessarily think it's that vital)

This is me trying to keep ppl from making the same mistake I did, starting with wheadon's astonishing X-Men ☠️

Here is a very useful pic of what to read next 💞 good luck!

This is to get ALL the context and major story arcs still referenced today. So I believe it to be vital for the other eras. (I don't know how you can fully understand jean and Scott's relationship today without having read inferno or dark phoenix for example)

Now, If you just wanna read for one specific character, that's a different story! Character specific reading guides that concentrate on the important issues across time exist! Look for those they're very useful <3

Guide made by: https://www.reddit.com/r/xmen/s/z1xNhqPXtv

https://www.reddit.com/r/comicbooks/s/ChkpOJbXED

cardinal copia serving unsettling christmas cunt 🌟

LOKI (2021) | 1x05: Journey Into Mystery

None of this is derogatory btw I actually love this dynamic for us. Keep up the good work everybody 👍

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Being neurodivergent is cool until you can’t do what you need to do because your brain is stuck on a different task

Okay alright go with me on this

V, but as a “came back wrong”

Like, what if the vampire fixation and the references to him existing beyond the veil of time were actually pointing to the fact that he didn’t survive the attempts of the church to purify him? What if he was supposed to be retrieved at some point, Sister had it in her plans, but before that could happen he was killed for the natural inclinations towards darkness that he started showing??

What if his death presented one of the most perfect vessels that had ever existed for the entity that lays claim to the Papas?

What if he actually IS a vampire? Brought back from the dead for unholy divine purposes?? But undeniably not altogether human anymore?

Now imagine the pack dreading getting a new Papa, not sure how they’re going to handle another strange human creating bonds and having to get used to them and know them. But what they get instead is more creature than man, and for the first time they have a Papa who is naturally inclined towards their instincts and pack dynamics.

Imagine them figuring out within the first few weeks that he’s needed blood this whole time and hasn’t told anyone. Dew cuts himself open on his guitar in rehearsal and V just freezes, eyes blown wide and fangs elongating until they’re visible poking past his lips. The pack all having the realization at the same exact time, and Dew walking over with a frantically beating heart to offer V his hand.

Y’all I’m swiftly careening into full blown AU territory with this one 😂😂

dude I love it when he sits like this

i am my own person and will be okay no matter what bc i trust myself