Closed Hand

This was the funniest hour of my life

Why Instagram, why? I am 100% sure I will just try to do that every fucking day to lose weight which I physically can't.

Fuck my anorexic ass.

literally me doing the exact same thing

things my roommate has said whilst making the umbrella academy children and mansion in the sims that sound like quotes from reginald hargreeves:

“i was so focused on his traits that i forgot to give him a name.”

“now it's time to figure out which children i like best.”

“see the unfortunate thing is that i hate all of you.”

“well some of you are just going to have to get bedrooms that look out onto a brick wall.”

“awe, vanya looks so happy. well she's not going to look like that for much longer.”

“oh, that's hideous. take that off and put your uniform on right now.”

“well, you see this isn't great, but it's what you're getting.”

“some of you might fall down the stairs, but we are all just going to have to live with that.”

“shit, i lost count of my children. which one is number four again?”

“if you're not smart enough to figure out how not to fall down the stairs, you're not smart enough to be my child.”

“they have been offered adult supervision. is that not enough?”

“this is a children prison, which is for children.”

You will never regret getting skinny, but you will regret eating. The choice is yours.

Ana

the pink is so fucking flattering <3

dan,,,

he's so pretty

you have. metal illness?

a lil bitt

Weight loss with a side of no one likes me anymore because I’m so snappy due to the fact I don’t eat

tom riddle fanfic

to whoever's interested i have a tom riddle fanfic on AO3 it's still in its beginnings. if you love tom as much as I do and want to live vigorously through an original character here's the description:

✬✭Tom and Jennifer are binary stars, shining very bright and turning around each other, burning any planet close to their orbit until there's no matter left.

Most importantly, burning off both their own matter, their souls until there's barely any left.

But both stay gravitationally bound, no way of escaping the destruction they leave behind, and no way of escaping each other. ✬✭

⤏𝒜𝓀𝒶 a story throughout Tom's Hogwarts years in which he falls into Jennifer Garrick's orbit, and she right into his.

🌿💚🐍

1937-1945 | updates every week!!

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Hope you like it if you check it out ;) I see a lot of people like tom over here.