LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!
* body language masterlist
* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does
* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes
* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said
* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again
* some more body language help
(hope this helps some ppl)
Changbin: I’ll strangle you
Seungmin: You aren’t tall
Changbin: You’ve sunk low enough to reach
diagnosed with "just been in kind of a weird zone lately" disorder and it's terminal
Yeji: You stabbed her?!
Chaeryong: In my defense, you didn’t hear what Lia said.
Yeji: What did she say?
Chaeryong: ‘What are you gonna do? Stab me?’
Ryujin: I’m with Chae on that one, that’s practically an invitation
Hyunjin, removing his multicoloured heart shaped shades: I beg your fucking pardon
Nayeon: One of these days, I’m going to say fight me to the wrong person and they’re really just going to deck me.
Tzuyu: Oh, that day is closer than you think.
Wooyoung: *about to go out to meet up with Changbin and Yeonjun*
Seonghwa: *coming out from the kitchen*
Seonghwa: You're not allowed to go out until this house is clean.
Wooyoung: But why???
Seonghwa: Chores before whores.
Wooyoung:... Seonghwa.
Seonghwa: Dishes before bitches.
Wooyoung: Why are you like this?!
Seonghwa: Cutting grass before eating ass.
Yeonjun: What are you, homophobic?
Taehyun: I don’t hate all gay people, just specifically you
An incel gamer who calls himself a nice guy, decapitated a 17 year old girl “who wouldn’t give him a chance” after she went on a date with another guy.