*jeongin, Trying To Solve A Crossword Puzzle*

sometime in the future

Ladybug: Chat Noir I think I'm in love with you

Chat: /violent flashback to s!ladybug/

Chat:

Ladybug: Chat what's wrong are you alright

Chat: /holding up his baton like a bat/ m'lady I'm sorry but I'm not falling for this aga-

Soobin: You mean I could’ve just told Yeonjun I was in love with him?

Kai: Yeah?

Kai: What did you do instead?

Soobin: I told him I was straight!

Kai:

Kai: Soobin hyung, no one’s gonna believe that.

Soobin: Oh, thank god.

Kai: No one except Yeonjun.

Soobin: Fuck

Yeji: I have made the decision to trust you.

Lia: A horrible decision, really.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU WONDERFUL BITCH @boshiiiiiiiiiii YOU’RE LIKE THE BEST AND WORST BROTHER SIMULTANEOUSLY AND THIS IS GETTING KIND OF MEAN BUT HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHSSJJSJS

Pls I’m lonely 😔

Reblog if

It’s 104% okay to come to your DM and just say, “Hi, can we be friends?” And then start asking you random questions.

what are these “shower thoughts” everybody’s talking about, i dont think about anything in the shower, my mind is completely blank as i douse my body in scalding hot water and stare at a wall

nct as things that i’ve heard in high school

Taeyong: “Why do I always have to shake your salad? Don’t you have hands? Shake that veggie bonanza yourself.”

Jisung: “Yeah, I might be a freshman, but I have a bigger dick than you so shut the fuck up.”

Jaehyun: “These shoulders looking like a motherfucking tabletop, hell yea.”

Lucas: “I was so sexually frustrated in class that I basically humped the chair while the teacher was giving a lecture.”

Yuta: “Wait, the answer was a number?! I fucking wrote Alabama!!”

Winwin: “This milk tastes like cum.”

Someone asks, “How do you know?”

“Because I was sucking your man’s dick last night.”

Kun: “This some crusty ass lasagna.”

Mark: “Yo waddup Mrs._____, I hope your weekend was yeetingly yeet! Cause I’m feeling #blessed.”

Jaemin: “If I was a girl, I would have massive big dick energy. But lucky for me, I’m a guy with an actual big dick.”

Chenle: “You know what? I’m sick of you guys making fun of my laugh. If I want to be a fucking hyena, let me be a fucking hyena.”

Jeno: “They charged me ten dollars, for THIS SHITTY CROISSANT.”

Ten: “No homo or anything, but I’d suck that guy’s dick for free.”

Doyoung: “If that teacher sticks her stanky ass in front of my face one more time, I will kill a bitch.”

Taeil: “For the senior prank, I’m thinking of sticking condoms all over doorknobs. Could you imagine? Hey, Mike, sorry bro, but I can’t help with your pickle jar cause my hands lubey as fuck.”

Haechan: “You know, I walked in front of the mirror today and thought, damn. Why am I still not on America’s Next Top Model?”

Jungwoo: “Today, I went for the furry sub vibe.”

Renjun: “ I said. Fuck. Your. Chicken. STRIPS!”

Johnny: “Of course she’s attractive. You would fuck anything with two legs.”

Yeosang: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

San: Punch him in the stomach, then when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.

Yunho: Tackle him.

Wooyoung: Dump him.

Jongho: Kick him in the shin.

Mingi: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN

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