Chan: When I Have A Daughter I'm Gonna Name Her Theresa But Its Gonna Be Pronounced Like 'There's A'

Wooyoung: Jongho acts so tough but his cat’s name is Missy.

Jongho: Yes, short for Missle Launcher.

I lonely 😔

the fact that NONE of you are in my inbox tryna be buddies with me is kinda sad

Yeonjun: There’s no way Soobin likes me.

Soobin: *gives him cuddles*

Soobin: *spends all his time with him*

Soobin: *Confesses his undying love*

Yeonjun: He totally sees me as just a friend...

being in a public restroom and hearing someone shitting really loud

Bang chan: Changbin is late, again

Minho: how did this happen again? I called him at 8 pretending it’s 11

Seungmin: I printed a fake schedule saying we were starting at 9 rather than noon

Hyunjin: I set his clock to pm instead of am

Felix: we’ve overdone it

[Changbin bursts into the room]

Changbin: WHAT THE FUCK IS THE TIME?!

Yeonjun: Gentle reminder not to eat too much candy before bed!

Kai: no

Yeonjun: This was a gentle reminder, yet your words of defiance bring me ungodly amounts of rage.

Taehyun: word*

Yeonjun: I want nothing more than to uppercut you two directly to Heaven’s front door.

Halloween Asks!

🎃Pumpkin: What is your favorite season?

👻Ghost: Do you get scared easily?

🎃Candy Corn: What is your favorite kind of candy?

👻Vampire: What is your favorite supernatural creature?

🎃Witch: If you could have any superpower, what would it be?

👻Trick or Treat: What was your favorite Halloween costume?

🎃Black Cat: Are you superstitious?

👻Ouija Board: If you could change your name, what would you change it to?

🎃Graveyard: Do you know any good scary stories?

👻Skeleton: Have you ever broken a bone?

🎃Werewolf: What is your favorite urban legend?

👻Horror Flick: Do you like scary movies? If so, which one is your favorite?

🎃Haunted House: Would you prefer to live in the city or the country?

👻Zombie: Do you think that you could survive a zombie apocalypse?

🎃Mummy: What is your biggest fear?

👻Bat: Do you have any pets?

🎃Cauldron: What kind of potion would you make if you had the opportunity?

👻Full Moon: Do you prefer nighttime or daytime?

🎃Corn Maze: What is your favorite autumn activity?

👻Broomstick: What exciting places have you traveled to?

You genius-

han jisung x felix lee - pines twins 

Namjoon edit

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pLEASE