Shoutout To Everyone Who Wants To Infodump But Cant String Together Coherent Thoughts To Form Sentences

I think Wade Wilson is way more intelligent than people give him credit for. Or, another character essay no one asked for :

This will be based both on comics and movies. Also, spoilers for Deadpool and Wolverine.

I think it's often said that Wade doesn't know how to read situations, as he often acts inappropriately during them. He doesn't seem to sense the mood of the person he's talking to, angering them more often than not, and he doesn't really care about watching his mouth around children, etc. There are tons of examples of Wade being 'stupid', and 'immature', blah blah blah. But I don't think that's quite true.

Wade has also numerous moments where he perfectly reads a situation. He is extremely aware of how others may perceive his scars, he figured Negasonic Teenage Warhead pretty easily during the first movie (when talking about sarcastic comments or whatever, if I remember correctly). He knows how people act and think, and he definitely knows how to assess a situation. When he got Johnny Storm killed, he knew what he was doing. He was into a dangerous situations, just having been kidnapped and he couldn't fight, not even knowing how strong and what powers Cassandra Nova had. But by turning her against Johnny, not only was he able to assess her, but also prove that he wasn't here to cause her trouble. It was a cruel and ruthless action, but it was smart nonetheless.

Besides, people often forgets very important facts about his skills. Wade is an extremely good fighter, and that's partially due to the fact that he's a master at almost every martial arts. He knows a bunch of them, and he is capable of practicing them with impeccable form. He's also a master at espionage, infiltrations, cover missions, etc. He knows how to handle a lot of different weapons, and he is canonically one of the best fighters in the entire Marvel Universe. All of those skills require a certain level of intelligence. Fighting demands to remember the different styles and techniques, as well as enough practice to switch between them easily. Espionage, infiltration, and cover missions demand someone who is capable of discretion and and ability to judge a situation, notice details that no one else would and invent on the spot creative ways to do things. All in all, he has to be extremely smart to be able to do all of that. That's also without counting the fact that he knows how to speak fluently five different languages.

With all of these proofs, it's impossible to say that Wade is dumb. But why does he acts like it?

There is no official answer as to why Wade is this way. The most you can get is that he is extremely mentally unstable. This is the result of both a bad childhood and very traumatizing experiences as a superhero. It is said he was already mentally unstable during his childhood, so I'm inclined to believe that it also has something to do with his brain in general.

What I personally believe is that Wade is someone who gets bored extremely easily. He has ADHD (not really official in the movies, but canon in the comics), and he always seems to jump from one topic to the other. His mind is often considered a mess, and he himself sometimes has trouble keeping up with it. I think that someone like him has to be stimulated at all times, because boredom is definitely the worst thing that could happen to him. Even in the last movie, he seemed to hate his job because of how boring it was, not hesitating to go back into action and becoming more and more himself again as he just do exciting things. He has always been like this, even before he got his regenerating factor. When he did his job, he wasn't always careful and often loud-mouthed. It didn't interest him to just kill people, he wanted a fight. He wanted a back and forth, a sort of game. He needs to feel in danger, needs the thrill of it.

But then he gets his mutation. Suddenly, he can't die, he can't be seriously hurt, nothing has any real consequences. And so the games became boring. What is the point of putting himself in dangerous situations if he's never really in danger? How boring it is to do a job where you're perfectly safe? The only kind of thrill he can find anymore is by having the back and forth verbally. That's when it has consequences, and people actually able to surprise him, to beat him even. Attacking by talking his is one way to not feel bored. He surprises, he shocks, he annoys, but it's always different. Even during the last movie, when he was with Logan, he clearly said they didn't need to fight, yet he couldn't stop edging him verbally, always finding ways to push his buttons.

Wade is a very bored person, with a great understanding of where the limits are. And because he's so good at finding the limits, he's even better at crossing them willingly, sometimes at the expanse of the people he loves, because he can't be bored.

(I also like the interpretation of him just needing to be at the centre of attention, but I think it's a bit more classical and has already been done and re-done. So, this one is a bit trickier and way funnier for me.)

THIS MAN

THIS GLORIOUS MAN

WALKING OF BOTH A TUMOR AND GETTING SHOT IN THE FUCKING HEAD

I start to notice that all of Mads' characters are just

✨built different✨

Ivan is just perfect chaotic neutral, I love him

Backrooms be like:

Someone save me from the God damned dragon

Day 4: Saw the neighbors cat today, he might look cute but don't be fooled! He will hiss and bite after rubbing himself against you.

I made a banana milk today:

2 bananas

2 tablespoons sugar

1 tablespoon lemon juice

500 ml milk

Cut the banana into slices and put it into a pot. Add the milk and mix the two together. After that add the sugar and the lemon juice and mix again.

It tastes better than it looks. It will have a thick layer of bubbles because of the mixing as well

Day 18: got some Tortelloni with cheese sauce

Good food, sadly not self made though

They are coming home baby!

I am so excited (and yes i did get both because i am allowed to be financially irresponsible three times a year)

Day 28: The (TOS) Triumvirate be like

Store Worker: „Would a Mr. Spock please come to the front desk? “

Spock, arriving at the desk: „Hello, is there a problem? “

Store worker: points to Kirk and McCoy

Store Worker: „I believe they belong to you? “

Kirk and McCoy, simultaneously: „We got lost :(“

Spock: „I didn't even bring you guys here with me-“

Day 46:

From Tomorrow on I'll make food posts for almost an entire week straight.

On the menu are:

- cabbage noodles

- german potato dumplings with schnitzel

- mashed potatoes with chicken hearts

- vegetable rice with some type of meat (not decided yet)

- sugar-lemon salad

- potato gratin

- fries noodles

I am looking forward to everything!

-Val