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helloo..ya´ll seemed to like my last text post so I am back! with

A comprehensive list of all the cute lil ways Wade addresses HIS Logan (again, in order of appearance)

Peanut

Thirsty little honeybadger (arent´cha)

one anchor being (coming right up)

this sack of nuts

Peanut

you ape

you backstabbing son of a bitch

(I have) the wolverine

your majesty

Big yellow

my friend here

my boy (is WICKED strong)

thats my big boy

Mijo

Angelbaby

(owww) you fuck

(AH!) you dirty bitch

needle dick

Logan

Doctor Wolverine

(OH C´MOOON!) Mr. PG-thirteen except the last one

You insensitive son of a bitch

The BEST wolverine

Peanut

you preening slut

logan...

aaand.... wolverine/logan in general

Log

peanut

Hugh

Logan? LOGAN?!?!

The guy with FORKS for hands?!

This hairy thunder-cunt from down under-cunt

logan!

hairy little rettin?

little guy

comic accurate short king

cute witle wolvie

anchor being

PATCH!

the whole goddman package right there

the cavil-rine

sir (as in no, sir)

THE X-man

I got a sword

ah yes, the two genders:

man and bath

Day 46:

From Tomorrow on I'll make food posts for almost an entire week straight.

On the menu are:

- cabbage noodles

- german potato dumplings with schnitzel

- mashed potatoes with chicken hearts

- vegetable rice with some type of meat (not decided yet)

- sugar-lemon salad

- potato gratin

- fries noodles

I am looking forward to everything!

-Val

Day 30: Banana Milk again, no (barely any) waste in this house. You can find the recipe under the tag: #food with aliens

Day 34: Cajun seasoning today for those that don't have any of those good ol' Louisiana spices.

2 Tablespoons paprika (smoked or sweet are pretty good)

1 Tablespoon iodine or kosher salt

1 ½ Tablespoons granulated pepper (mixed)

1 ½ Tablespoons granulated garlic

1 Tablespoon granulated chili

Some dried parsley

Some dried oregano

Some dried chervil

1 Teaspoon thyme

This is my personal preference, feel free to add or subtract from it.

"granulated [food] " is another word for "ground [food]" except that it doesn't mean "powdered [food]"

Pasta Al forno all' abruzzese

Let the chaos begin

Day 60: There is a thunderstorm outside.

The sky is flashing so much, it needs a seizure warning and the thunder sounds like cannonballs.

I am afraid of dying. Our neighbors have a huge tree in their yard and in a strong storm it could break off and crush our roof.

I don't want to be crushed to death.

It's hailing outside too. Big ice balls, not yet big enough to Crack the windows but still making lots of noise.

We pulled all possible plugs. TV, Computer, Radios, even the coffee machine. They might get destroyed if lightning strikes.

I hate the noise that thunder makes. Thunderstorms, especially heat storms make me think of suffocating, burning and pressure.

Sometimes I just want to hide in a small nook with no bad noise or feeling.

I hear the wooden supports of our house making noise, it's horrible. I want to leave but outside is dangerous.

I don't know what to do.

I hate thunderstorms.

Me before watching Star Trek tos:

What even is K/S? It can't be that great, right?

Me five minutes in:

Oh dear- I might have underestimated them...

Oh, wow-

It is October 1st, 00:38 in the morning. You feel it... It is spooky season.