If I Had A Dollar For Every Time I Didn’t Have A Dollar, I’d Be Broke But Rich In Irony.

Saving this for future reference

helloo..ya´ll seemed to like my last text post so I am back! with

A comprehensive list of all the cute lil ways Wade addresses HIS Logan (again, in order of appearance)

Peanut

Thirsty little honeybadger (arent´cha)

one anchor being (coming right up)

this sack of nuts

Peanut

you ape

you backstabbing son of a bitch

(I have) the wolverine

your majesty

Big yellow

my friend here

my boy (is WICKED strong)

thats my big boy

Mijo

Angelbaby

(owww) you fuck

(AH!) you dirty bitch

needle dick

Logan

Doctor Wolverine

(OH C´MOOON!) Mr. PG-thirteen except the last one

You insensitive son of a bitch

The BEST wolverine

Peanut

you preening slut

logan...

aaand.... wolverine/logan in general

Log

peanut

Hugh

Logan? LOGAN?!?!

The guy with FORKS for hands?!

This hairy thunder-cunt from down under-cunt

logan!

hairy little rettin?

little guy

comic accurate short king

cute witle wolvie

anchor being

PATCH!

the whole goddman package right there

the cavil-rine

sir (as in no, sir)

THE X-man

Bring back the straw hat badge so I can legit buy 20

It looks a lot like Tomato Soup but I promise it isn't

Worstie!Logan is so precious to me.

Just look at him...

Precious baby ( ≧∀≦)ノ

Bird. He looks so insulted that I tapped the windows to get his attention

Whenever Wade shows up, Logan does the little mrrp thing cats do when they see things they like.

He tries to do it all quietly, but at some point, people start noticing and calling him out on it.

Logan: *Pupils blown wide, full attention on Wade, 5 seconds away from purring*

Laura: You're in love with Wade aren't you?

Logan: *blushing* No.

Day 51:

Had Dino nuggets at school today

Meatballz

wade is terrified of scaring logan off with his love & logan is terrified of hurting wade unintentionally so they are at an impasse for a solid two months before they reach the communication stage