If You Have Been Victimized By The Cowboy Hat Head Boy In The Tubi Ad Then You May Be Entitled To Financial

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

god dammit, just battled an ancient evil too powerful to defeat alongside my heroic allies and now they're all talking about "locking it away" and "binding it in a vessel" we are soooooo fucked

its okay for others to misunderstand you and your intentions. it is inevitable actually

"no translation of the daodejing is good" <- true

"therefore i should write a new translation of the daodejing" <- that's the devil speaking. but also you should.

somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.

and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.

I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me

Magical girl transformation where I look exactly the same by the end except my posture and speech are different and I have to be reminded of several details on the conversation we just had

@undeadcl0wn

I wish I could talk about my system stuff more but system Tumblr scares the shit out of me...

not what I was going to write . but fine